A/N: Okay, this is a song fic of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-alot. witches are talkin bout harry's *dead sexy* scar!! OMG this is a funny idea!!! okaky..calming down....whooo.... VIVA METMA!!!!!!
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*two wizard supermodels talking*
Oh my God Becky, look at his scar. It is so big! He looks like one of those hot Spellbound wizards' boyfriends!
*two cute little supermodel girls start rapping*
I like big scars and I cannot lie
You other witches can't deny
That when Harry walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And all that hair in his face
You get weak....
Wanna scoot up front
Cuz you notice that scar was stuff..
Deep because of Voldemort's swearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
*colin creevy starts singing, camera and all*
Oh, baby, I wanna get witcha
And take your picture
My teachers tried to scorn me
But that scar you got
Makes me jealous of Hermione
*more girls rapping*
Oooh, all of that burnt skin
You say you wanna get in our house?
Well, SORT HIM, SORT HIM cuz he aint that average first year
I've heard of him savin'
The world from Who-Can't-Be-Namin'
A scar, scar from that close encounter.
We're tired of pretty boys
Who've never done a thing
Take the average wizard and ask him that
He killed the Dark Lord with one whack!
Witches (yeah) Witches (yeah)
Has Harry got that scar? (Hell yeah)
Well show it, show it, show that unhealthy scar
Baby got scar
(London face with a Dark Lord oopsie)
We like em lightning-shaped, and easy to be found
And when he's flying around
We just can't help ourselves
We're acting like an animal
Now here's our scandal
We wanna get you on film
And click, double film, click click
We ain't talking bout Verne Troy
Cuz these celebrities are awesome toys!
We want scars real thin and slender
So find that Harry on the double
Us witches are in trouble
Begging for a piece of him to cuddle
So I'm looking at history books
Watchin' those Dark Wizards rising quick as you can look
You can have dem dark lord rotters
I'll keep my man---Harry Potter!
*Hermione steps out and begins rapping alone*
So your boyfriend has a broom
Playing Quiddich going zoom
But he's not near as good on his broom
My girlies don't want none unless you've got SCARS hun!
You can get plastic surgery or makeup
But please don't lose that scar
Some guys wanna play that hard role
And tell you Harry's scar ain't gold
So they yell and insult
And you pull up quick to get results
So Witch Weekly says he's mine
Well, I DO think he's fine....
Cuz his face is small and his scar is kickin!
But I still feel chicken
Oh, Malfoy'll try to dis
Cuz his face's been imprinted with Harry's fist
But he has no scar so we won't get near 'em
And Harry can pull up quick to fight wit 'em
So ladies, since the scar look is IN
And you wanna watch a cute guy win
Dial 1-800-HARRYFAN and grab a video cam..
Baby got scar!!
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Disclaimer: I dont own Baby got back or HP!
A/N:HEHEHHE!! okay, i thought that was funny. PLEASE REVIEW!!! otherwise the evil scar-haters will come and eat you!!! WHAHAH! METMA ROX!!!
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*two wizard supermodels talking*
Oh my God Becky, look at his scar. It is so big! He looks like one of those hot Spellbound wizards' boyfriends!
*two cute little supermodel girls start rapping*
I like big scars and I cannot lie
You other witches can't deny
That when Harry walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And all that hair in his face
You get weak....
Wanna scoot up front
Cuz you notice that scar was stuff..
Deep because of Voldemort's swearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
*colin creevy starts singing, camera and all*
Oh, baby, I wanna get witcha
And take your picture
My teachers tried to scorn me
But that scar you got
Makes me jealous of Hermione
*more girls rapping*
Oooh, all of that burnt skin
You say you wanna get in our house?
Well, SORT HIM, SORT HIM cuz he aint that average first year
I've heard of him savin'
The world from Who-Can't-Be-Namin'
A scar, scar from that close encounter.
We're tired of pretty boys
Who've never done a thing
Take the average wizard and ask him that
He killed the Dark Lord with one whack!
Witches (yeah) Witches (yeah)
Has Harry got that scar? (Hell yeah)
Well show it, show it, show that unhealthy scar
Baby got scar
(London face with a Dark Lord oopsie)
We like em lightning-shaped, and easy to be found
And when he's flying around
We just can't help ourselves
We're acting like an animal
Now here's our scandal
We wanna get you on film
And click, double film, click click
We ain't talking bout Verne Troy
Cuz these celebrities are awesome toys!
We want scars real thin and slender
So find that Harry on the double
Us witches are in trouble
Begging for a piece of him to cuddle
So I'm looking at history books
Watchin' those Dark Wizards rising quick as you can look
You can have dem dark lord rotters
I'll keep my man---Harry Potter!
*Hermione steps out and begins rapping alone*
So your boyfriend has a broom
Playing Quiddich going zoom
But he's not near as good on his broom
My girlies don't want none unless you've got SCARS hun!
You can get plastic surgery or makeup
But please don't lose that scar
Some guys wanna play that hard role
And tell you Harry's scar ain't gold
So they yell and insult
And you pull up quick to get results
So Witch Weekly says he's mine
Well, I DO think he's fine....
Cuz his face is small and his scar is kickin!
But I still feel chicken
Oh, Malfoy'll try to dis
Cuz his face's been imprinted with Harry's fist
But he has no scar so we won't get near 'em
And Harry can pull up quick to fight wit 'em
So ladies, since the scar look is IN
And you wanna watch a cute guy win
Dial 1-800-HARRYFAN and grab a video cam..
Baby got scar!!
*****
Disclaimer: I dont own Baby got back or HP!
A/N:HEHEHHE!! okay, i thought that was funny. PLEASE REVIEW!!! otherwise the evil scar-haters will come and eat you!!! WHAHAH! METMA ROX!!!