I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. This idea came to me…somehow. I laughed at the image in my head, and I am pretty sure you will too. Be prepared for anything. To all of the Kuwabara-haters…including myself…will enjoy/be disgusted with this story.

Yusuke's Thoughts

Yusuke was walking to Kuwabara's house after a drunken Atsuko had thrown him out. It had begun to rain so Yusuke ran. On the way there, Yusuke ran into Shizuru. Shizuru was going to go out with Yukina, Keiko, Genkai, and Botan. Shizuru threw the keys at Yusuke after he told her his story, and after she warned him not to break anything in there…or she'd break something of his. Yusuke tried Kurama's house earlier, but Kurama was at a party with the rest of his family. Hiei…well, no one knew where he was. Yusuke had no other options and went over to Kuwabara's house. Shizuru also said that Kuwabara was in his room, and that he wished not to be disturbed…for some reason. Wonder what Kuwabara's up to. Well, lets go find out. Yusuke walked over to a room and opened it. Just his luck, it was Shizuru's Yusuke closed the door and quietly walked over to the next door.

"He he he," came from the other side of the door in a somewhat feminine voice. Is a girl in there? Wait…do girls even like Kuwabara? Did he pay a prostitute? Yusuke pressed his ear to the door and felt the cold wood as he heard the same laughter again. Yusuke peeked through the keyhole, but he only saw a small portion of, what looked like, bright blue fabric. Yusuke quietly twisted the doorknob so they would not hear him. As he pulled the door open, Yusuke kept looking through the slowly growing crack. Yusuke then saw something that would scar him for the rest of his life.

"HOLY SHIT!" Yusuke yelled. The sight he saw was one of Kuwabara, wearing a bright blue dress, with mascara, blush, and other makeup on his face. Kuwabara's legs were shaved from what Yusuke could see, before he screamed, drawing Kuwabara's attention away from the full length mirror. Kuwabara was also wearing Stiletto heels, with a matching purse, and the dress was a tight one. Kuwabara's eyes went wide when he saw Yusuke. Either Kuwabara's a woman, or I don't want to know where his penis is. When Kuwabara spun around, the barrettes in his hair flew into every direction. This is gonna give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

"What are you doing here!" Kuwabara managed to yell. When Kuwabara went to take a step to Yusuke, a small bulge appeared under the tight dress. That's NASTY!

"What am I doing here! What the fuck are you doing!" Yusuke yelled back. Kuwabara blushed as he tried to get to his door to close it. Kuwabara was not so lucky; he tripped and landed on his face. "I'm scared for the rest of my life," Yusuke moaned as he blocked his eyes as Kuwabara got up. Kuwabara was glad that Yusuke blocked his eyes because his dress rose up and showed a pair of girls, low-cut panties.

"Can you leave so I can get changed?" Kuwabara asked as he blushed and pulled his dress back down. Yusuke did not open his eyes to find his way out. Instead, he removed one hand from his eyes to feel around for the doorframe, his eyes were closed mind you. Once Yusuke found the doorframe, he walked slowly out of the room backwards and waited for the sound of the door to close. When he heard it, Yusuke opened his eyes. What the fuck is wrong with him! Did his parents drop him on his head when he was young? No wait…I bet Shizuru would have been the one to do it. Yusuke waited for a while in the living room. He turned on the television as he tried to get the image out of his mind. Kuwabara came out of his room in a pair of jeans and a white tee shirt.

"We speak of this to no one," Yusuke said. "What you were doing never passes from our lips."

"Should we shake to make it official?" Kuwabara asked as he held out his hand. Yusuke eyes grew wide as he eyed Kuwabara's hand.

"I'd rather take your word," Yusuke said. "Plus, who knows where that's been."

"Yeah you're proba- HEY!" Kuwabara yelled understanding what Yusuke meant. Yusuke grinned and shrugged.

"You never know."

"Yeah. HEY!"

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