Jokes, Clichés, and Metaphors!

Kohari: Okay. This was taken off once, but it's back, for all of you that I know loved it! And just so it won't happen again, I'm changing it so that it's not in chat/script. Sorry, but…be happy! It's back!

NOTE: DISCLAIMER IS IN EFFECT FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE STORY!

Situation: Tyson's house. Kai's off training (sarcastic "big surprise"), Kenny's in the kitchen typing away on Dizzi, Hilary's at her house, and Max, Ray, and Tyson in the dojo (Tyson's leaning outside the slide door), bored to DEATH!

Tyson is drawing little pictures in the dirt covering the porch, sighing every two seconds. All of a sudden, he hops onto his knees. "Let's do something!"

Ray responds. "Like what?"

Tyson again sighs and gives up. "I dunno."

"Me either." (Ray)

Tyson notices Max over in a corner of the dojo, being quiet and thoughtful (how strange). "What do you wanna do, Max?"

Max is silent, as though in a trance.

"MAX!" Ray shouts, startling Tyson and arousing Max.

"Huh?" Max snaps out of it. "Hey, guys, if love is like a red, red rose, doesn't that mean it dies?"

Tyson and Ray look at each other. Ray finally answers. "Yeah. It's also sharp and pointy."

"Maxie, you okay? You're acting kinda strange?" Tyson asked, concerned.

"If you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, why do you want them in the first place?" (Max)

"And why do girls like jerks?" (Ray)

"Hey, this is fun! Let me try one! Okay, if the truth shall set you free, why does it get us in so much trouble?" (Tyson)

The boys start really getting into it. Ray puts in another thought. "If life is like a box of chocolates, why doesn't it always taste good?"

Tyson jokes, "Hey, where's the cream filling!"

Max licks his lips hungrily. "Mmm…chocolate…"

At that point, Kenny rushes in, clutching a piece of paper. "Okay, guys – Algebra problem: Two cars are on opposite ends of a 650 yd parking lot. If Car A heads due west at 54 mph, and Car B heads due east at 63 mph, when will the two meet?"

Ray is the first to respond, "It doesn't matter if they're not wearing their seatbelts!"

Tyson and Max gasp at the remark. "They're not wearing their seatbelts!"

The three of them burst into hysterical laughter. Irritated, Kenny launches Hopper, and the boys stop laughing, all gazing at the top as though hypnotized.

Kenny asks another question, trying desperately to get their brains working. "If the blade spins at three rotations per second, what is its velocity (by the way, this is a trick question; velocity has a set direction)?"

Tyson wonders aloud, "Why does it need Mary Kay (copyrighted, no own.) moisturizer?" Max and Ray begin to laugh uncontrollably and Kenny leaves, shaking his head and wondering if there was something he missed.

THE END!

Kohari: Somehow, it's just not as funny as the first time. When it's written out like this it's not as random. That sucks. Oh well. Let me know if I should continue again.