Rin: Yeah! We get to be in Himi-San's fanfic! *cheers*
Len: *hugs Rina* Yeah! Maybe we get to-
Luka: Shut your mouth! I highly doubt Himi-San would let you guys date!
Kaito: But Himi-San thinks I'm sexy, so I might get to date Miku!
Miku: Yeah, but Himi-San's nice. She wouldn't make me date the likes of you!
Himi-San: Exactly! And I never said you were sexy Kaito, I said that to Akaito. *mutters* dumbass...
Akaito: IN 'YO FACE!
Himi-San: A-A-Akaito...*faints*
(Warning: Contains an OC...it me, in case you're a dumbass, like Kaito)
Kaito: HEY!
Miku: Where the fuck is Kaito? We need to all be ready, the dance starts in 6 hours!
Rin: You're freaking out over KAITO? I thought I'd never see the day...
Len: And besides, you said 6 hours, give the douche some time!
Luka: He's not a douche, he's just a bit bratty at times...
Rin: We know you wanna f**k him, and that's on both sides!
Miku: *laughs* HAHAHA! Yeah...hey, Akaito's missing too.
Himi-San: *walks in out of nowhere* Where's my red-hed?
Luka: Hey, she wants to f**k Akaito, and that's on both sides!
Len: Right on that one!
Himi-San: WTF? I could kill you off, you know...I'm the one who has power of the laptop!
Len: *crawls into fedal position in the corner*
Miku: OK, that's just creepy...anyways, since you're the writer, why can't you just make Akaito appear.
Himi-San: I can't help it if my red-hed runs away from the storyline...it's probably Kaito's fault anyway!
Luka: DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT THE DUDE I WANNA F**K!
Everyone: WTF?
Luka: Um, pretend I never said anything...
Len: *still huddled in the corner* You people scare me...
Himi-San: *grabs laptop* Get your ass out of the corner before I make you go f**k Rin!
Len: Really? *crawls farther back into the corner*
Rin: Why me? Why couldn't you pick Kaito?
Himi-San: Oh yeah, I meant Kaito-Kun.
Len: WTF? *runs out of the corner*
Miku: Hey, why don't you just change scene's, so then we can read and find out where Kaito and Akaito-Kun are?
Luka: You act like this is f**kin' Dora The Explorer.
Himi-San: Scene switchero!
Akaito: Where the hell are we?
Kaito: I dunno...I was just taking the directions on the GPS...
Akaito: *looks at GPS* You set it for Super Dark, Scary, Monster-Infested Forest, not Miku Hatsune's house!
Kaito: *checks* Oh yeah...sorry, I got them confused.
Akaito: *hits head against dashboard* *looks up* I don't think it's possible to be as stupid as you!
Kaito: Why thank you, brother...hey, I'm suprised you're not freaking out about Himi-San.
Akaito: *sweatdrops* Himi-San? Shit...you know she's gonna kill you once we find our way back.
Yes, yes I will...
Akaito: Himi-San? Where are you?
I'm the narrator, I can be anywhere, not in body, but in spirit...
Kaito: Well, when are you guys gonna save us?
My narrative spirit knows where you are, but right now, my body is just hanging out at Miku's house, along with the friends. My spirit can't contact my body...
Kaito: Nice job, bitch! Now we're f**ked!
You do know my spirit and my body will kick your ass...
Akaito: I can't wait to see it, Haylee dear! *kisses air*
I could feel that. Love you too, Akaito-Kun...
Kaito: You know, the narrative spirit of Haylee could be nicer to me!
It could, but you're a moron who wants to f**k Luka, which just scares me...
Akaito: *laughs so hard, kicks through the windsheild* Oops...
Kaito: Why do you love him so much?
He's better than this, trust me...
Kaito: That just sounded like sexual harrassment! DON'T TOUCH ME!
Why would I touch you? Do you want me to get Luka to touch you? She will, trust me...
Kaito: STOP WITH THE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!
I will make you get eatten by the boogie man. I am the writer, the controller of the laptop, and such...
Akaito: I love this! It's so fun watching my douche of a brother break down over sexual harrassment...plus, by Luka!
I'm pretty sure Len wants to f**k Rin...
Kaito: Why are we talking about this?
Akaito: 'Cause we want to watch you break down in cry!
I would laugh histaricly, but my narrative spirit can only talk in a regular, boring voice...
Kaito: You're so mean to me!
Rin: So, what did you see?
Himi-San: You do realize, I can't see where I am not.
Len: You suck!
Himi-San: Do you wanna f**k Rin?
Len: HELL YA!
Himi-San: Then shut up!
Luka: So, you don't know how Kaito is, or where he is, or if he's dead?
Himi-San: Well, apparently in the last scene, my narrative spirit threatened to kick his ass, so...
Miku: So you can see the scene?
Himi-San: Yeah...Kaito was a dumbass and set the GPS into a horrible moster-infested forest...oh, and he wants to f**k you, Luka.
Luka: *cheer* Really?
Len: There is something seriously wrong with you...
Luka: Shut up, Rin f**ker!
Miku: Can we stop talking about f**king people? I don't have anyone to f**k!
Himi-San: Don't worry, I'll get an OC that'll wanna f**k ya! At the dance, if we ever get the story to move along here.
Miku: *hopefully smiles* Really?
Himi-San: Yeah, but first, we need to be in groups so we can search for the forest. Who wants to be with who?
Miku, Rin, and Luka: We'll go together!
Len: *sighs* Yeah, stuck with Himi-San...
Himi-San: Don't say bad stuff about the writer, or your ass gets kicked!
Len: Sorry, *kisses Haylee's cheek* that better?
Himi-San: *blushes* Yeah, but don't up the love in the story, or Akaito will kill you, even if I DON'T write it.
Rin: HEY! If we find Akaito first, I'll tell him!
Len: If you do, I'll make Himi-San write that I f**k you!
Rin: You wouldn't!
Himi-San: I would write it...everyone wants you to f**k each other...or for Miku to f**k him.
Miku: There, I'm going to now pretend that I wanna f**k Len, even though he's a dumbass...no need for the OC.
Himi-San: Thank God!
Luka: Okay, everyone, just keep your cells at hand, and we'll contact each other if needed or when we find the guys.
Everyone: BYE YOU GUYS!
Hey, just to let you know, this story (or crack-fic) was sorda inspired by Der Blaue Wolf's Save The Writer Crackfic...didn't steal any ideas, it just inspired me...ENJOY AND R&R!