Hey guys, first Homestuck fanfiction, actually. Have fun with the Erisol smut.

"Jeguth, ED, what'd you do to your huthktop?"

"I told you, I didn't do anythin'. It just started actin' up, ya knoww?"

Sollux shrugged and turned back to the broken had called him over because it wouldn't delete any files and refused to connect to any servers. Sollux figured it was just a virus.

"What wath it you wanted to delete, anywayth? I could jutht try to do it mythelf."

"It's none of your business. Just fix the fuckin' husktop, wwill ya?"

Out of curiosity, Sollux opened up a file to see what would happen, if the 'virus' would let him open but not delete them. This one was full of pictures of Eridan's lusus and and him around four sweeps old.

'Cute.'

"Hey, you wwant anythin' to drink? I'vve got-" he started as he opened his fridge, only to be buried by 'fake' wands. Sollux snickered.

"Sol! Sol, help me! There's a wwand diggin' into my side and I can't get it!"

"No way, ED, it'll keep you out of my way for a while. I'll let you out onthe I'm done."

"But Soooolll!"

"Shut up, I can't conthentrate."

Sollux returned his attention to the husktop's screen and clicked on another file. The fishface and Fef as what, 3 sweeps old?

'Damn, ED was cute. What happened?' he joked to himself. Sollux noticed that this was turning into more him just looking through Eridan's files than actually fixing the computer, but he just shrugged and exited the file. He saw one file titled 'March'.

"Hey, ED, why'd you only title one folder?"

"Wwhat?"

"Thith file named 'March'. Why'th it the only one with a name?"

"I- Don't you DARE open that file, I swwear if you do, I'll rip you to pieces-"

"Got it! Opening the file." Sollux heard Eridan struggling under the pile, trying once again to get out of the wands. Sollux clicked the file.

"Eridan, what the fuck?!"

In the file, there were several pictures of said troll wearing questionable attire, including a mini skirt and long sleeve shirt obviously meant for females,pigtails, and worst(best?) of all, makeup. Sollux was getting the most awkward boner ever from this. Eridan had dragged himself out of the pile and plunked himself on top of it, obviously not happy with Sollux's awkward laughter.

"What'd you do? Get bored, or lothe a bet? Haha." No replies from the grumpy aquatic troll. Sollux got up, ignoring the tent he was pitching, and made his way over to Eridan.

"Alright, come on, dude, I need your help to fix the thtupid huthktop. Up. Let'th go-" he said as he tripped on a stray wand and fell on top of Eridan in a quite suggestive pose.

"I-I-I-"

"Uh… Sol…?" Both trolls quite embarrassed and blushing, Sollux didn't know what to do and Eridan didn't know what to do so they both just lay there for a second, Sollux on top, Eridan's arms above his head.

"Sol…? A-Are you gonna fuckin move….?"

"Well, I, uh….."

"..."

"..."

"Just fuckin kiss me already."

"Got it."

Sollux smashed his mouth onto Eridan's and sloppy makeout on a pile of wands ensued. Eridan gripped the land dweller's hair and pulled him away for a second.

"Just so's you knoww, I ain't red for ya in the slightest."

"Yeah, I'm feeling thomething a bit blacker than red mythelf."

"Agreed."

Eridan tugged Sollux's face back down to his and with a growl, he reconnected their faces with a forceful open-mouthed kiss. The yellow blooded troll broke off to scoop the purple blood onto his shoulder like a sack of earth potatoes.

"Where'th your bedroom, fishfathe?" Eridan sputtered.

"There is NO WWAY I am pailin' with the likes a' you, Captor! I demand you put me dowwn right fuckin' noww!" Sollux sighed.

"The we'll jutht do thith on the floor. I'm all hot and bothered now, and we'll be needing a pail, wherever we do thith," he stated with his face tinted yellow. Eridan looked down and noticed that Sollux was right- he WAS all hot and bothered. Eridan turned purple.

"Fine," he spat. "the bedroom's dowwn the corridor and the first door on your left. The floor is fuckin' gross."

Sollux, with a triumphant smirk, headed in the direction Eridan had directed him.

After being unceremoniously carted to his bedroom and dumped on the futon, Eridan's shirt was anything but ripped off and after having his fin licked, his shoulder was promptly bitten. Sollux licked the wound.

"Gah, f-fuck, Sol, wwhat are you- mfh!" and lips were reconnected, Eridan tasting his own blood. It kinda turned him on, this rough treatment. He slipped his hands under Sollux's shirt and raked his nails down his back, making the lowblood elicit a noise that sounded something like a moan or a whine. Yellow trickled down his back from one of the deeper scratches. Eridan smirked into the rough kiss before Sollux bit his lip, drawing more purple blood. The owner gasped, allowing entry to the inside of his mouth, which was promptly ravished. Sollux reached up and rubbed the fin on the right side of Eridan's face. He squirmed and moaned "Ngh~ d-d-don't t-touch those…." as he hooked his thumbs into Sollux's pants and tugged a bit. Sollux got the message and pulled his shirt off and allowed Eridan to yank his pants down, exposing his twin bulges.

Eridan turned bright purple. "N-No undergarments?" he squeaked. Sollux ignored him and began pulling off Eridan's pants, not really caring if they ripped a little.

He stopped for a second.

"Theriouthly? Theahortheth? On your boxerth?"

"Can you say it for me wwithout a lisp, lowwblood?"

"Touche."

The seahorses flew through the air and Eridan hissed as the cold air hit his erection. Sollux situated himself on Eridan's chest.

"Thuck or you don't get lube." Eridan pursed his lips and blushed even more from being presented with two bulges.

"I'm not sucking your bulges."

"Come on, don't you want it to go thmoother, ED?" Sollux joked as he propped Eridan's legs on his shoulders.

"Just fuck me dry, Captor," he snarled, not exactly happy with the direction this had taken. Sollux grinned and thrust into Eridan's nook without warning, causing the recipient to yelp.

"Loothen up, I've only got one in. You're cutting off my thirculation."

"Y-You try gettin' fucked, Captor, and then wwe'll talk," Eridan seethed through gritted teeth. Sollux shrugged and pulled out almost completely before slamming back in, this time with the other bulge, stretching Eridan's nook to the max and making him howl.

"J-Jegus fuck, Sol, y-you coulda' wwarned me!"

"Tho I take it you're loud during thex," he said as he took up a steady rhythm, rocking his pelvis in and out of Eridan's nook. Said troll nodded as he bit his lip, trying to be quieter. A trail of purple trickled down his lip. Sollux noticed that Eridan's bulge was reaching around, looking for something to grab onto and find release. Sollux ignored this. Eridan didn't. He let the appendage wrap around his hand and toyed with it while Sollux pounded into him. His face was bright purple and drenched in sweat, his glasses slipping down his nose.

"Ampora, y-you have no idea h-how much that'th turning me o-on."

"Glad you're e-enjoying the showw," he breathed, head tossed back. Sollux's mind was going pretty fuzzy, what with all the sensations from the great hate sex rocking through his body. He must've hit something because Eridan's moans turned to screams.

"I-I- right there!" Eridan released his genetic material after a couple more rough thrusts, but Sollux kept going. He couldn't last too much longer, though. Eridan's eyes glazed over from the pleasure and Sollux went over the edge, spilling yellow tinted genetic material everywhere.

He collapsed onto Eridan's chest and his bi-coloured glasses (which had fallen off quite a while ago) and tried to catch his breath.

"G-G-Get o-off me, lowwblood…" Eridan whined pathetically.

"Bucket?"

"By the desk." Sollux nodded and brought it over with his psionics (which he didn't know worked like that) so that they could salvage the genetic material that they could. They scraped the stuff into the bucket and stashed it behind the futon they were on.

Sol, I wwon't be able to wwalk around for a wweeeeeek…." Eridan whined.

"Oh hush, you puthy. Thtop whining."

"Next time, I'll fuck you and see if you can wwalk after."

"Next time, huh?"

"Yeah, after you finally fix my fuckin' husktop."

"Change of thubject- you should dreth like that for me."

"Like wwhat?"

"March."

"Oh cod…"

~The end~

So, was it passable? I won't beg for reviews, that's just silly, but I'll just be happy if you read the whole thing.

~Wwilloww