it was good day on gomeworl when yelow diamond fave peridot a mission and said 'peri you must stop disspoint me and do somethin useful' and peridot flipped her emo locks and said ''you cant tel me wht 2 do yellow diamnd'' and walked off to smoke behind a bulding with her baera gf jasper because they were gay. "jasper i cannot belieVE yellwo diamond thinks she can corntroll me..." peridot saod crossing arm and jasper said "please peri i wioll come withy u" and she said "fine" vlushing green and kissing jasper assionately on the face and kasper held peris hand
MEANWHIEL
steve sat in his bed petting lion staring at connie while she playe video gays on his tv "connie can i ahev a turn pls" he begged with diamonds not eylloe diamonds just diamonsd "no stve shut the up fuck" connie said flipping steve off and steve said "):" and walkd to pearl and said "oeral what do you do when u like female" and peral said "sacrifice everythig ytou have and then watch them die (:" abd pearl started crying and screming and garneoyt walked in and said "shut up the fuck up the shut up fuck pearl nobody wanna ehar that shit early in the fuckin mornin'" and then she said jesus crhsit and and amythest rolled in liek sonci and opened the friedge ignoring when porl said "hello amythiest u nice look"and am saud "shut the up fuck shut fuck up fuck shut fuck up shut pearl christ" and ate the plates in the frigdge. then garnet said " WOWO LOOK!"!"!""!"" and there was a green finger doing flipping them off in the sly and they ran ouside and connei said "fuck this shuit im oput" and steven looked i=up and there was the most beaut beara woman in his life and hse knocked him otu and then he passed otu
AFETER THAT
opal tried dto fight but she lost because shes not a fan favorite and then garnet tried to fight but got so fuckeing wreck she difused and ruby died and sapphir sat in her cubicle singing a hymn to curse jaspert for kalling her luver... "i weill defeattt youu,, asss holle" and jasper slame her fist on cubuclie and said "STOP SINFIOGN" and sapphire sang andyways. and then setev was there! and opened the cubicle and ran away with sapphire and sapphire said "wheres pearl and amyfist?" and stev said "i know not" and then someone said "i know,,,," in ominous voice and they turned and it was lapis laxuli! :0
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