an: my attempt at demented russia (these are his thoughts). i kind-of promised candidly i'd write a fic. this is not it. i hope she enjoys it though.


.it's their fault

(not russia's, never russia's)

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Mother Russia is not bad.

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нет, нет. Because Russia is good, Russia likes sunflowers, and spring, and happy things. Russia smiles. That is not bad.

(не плохо, не плохо)

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That is good.

(хорошо хорошо)

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Mother Russia is also Mother. Mother is good, Mother is kind.

(kind, kind)

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Mother Russia is all. I am in Russia. I am Russia. Russia is All.

(all, all)

And All is very good. Very good like Russian vodka,, or Russian literature, or sunflowers, and springs, and smiles.

That makes Russia good. Very good. That means I am very good. I am All.

Ivan is good. Russia is good. All is good.

I am good.

(хорошо хорошо)

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If Russia is good, why do people not like Russia? They stay away, like I am bad. But I am not bad; I am not Germania.

(нет, нет)

Ivan is good. Russia is good. All is good.

(good, good)

I am good.

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But, yet they do it. They run. They do not like Russia. They do not like Mother.

(mother, mother)

Not even Syestra Odin, Ukraine.

She does not visit Russia.

(visit, visit)

(she no longer loves Russia)

She stays away.

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(Syestra Dva likes Russia)

But she is bad. Not like Russia.

She does not smile. She carries a knife. And she has a scary voice.

(voice, voice)

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People do not like Syestra Dva.

(is that why they do not like Russia?)

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But why? Why do they hate Russia?

Russia is g o o d.

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Russia is Mother. Mother is All.

Mothers take care of their children. They are nice.

Like Russia.

(Russia, Russia)

(Ivan, Ivan)

(Mother, Mother)

(All, All)

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I think I get it.

They are children. I am Mother.

Children are growing. Growing children are rebellious. They no longer love Mother.

But that is temporary.

(temporary, temporary)

(temporary. temporary like countries.)

(russia is not temporary. Russia is Eternal. I am Eternal)

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See? It is their fault. They no longer love Mother (mother, mother) because they are growing.

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But they will love Mother.

They will love All.

They will love Russia.

They will love Ivan.

They will love me.

Because I am good.

I smile.

They love me.

But they are just children.

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I knew it.

Mother Russia is not bad.

(not bad, not bad)


нет, нет - (russian) no, no

не плохо, не плохо - (russian) not bad, not bad

хорошо хорошо - (russian) good good

Germania - (russian; but not in Cyrillic alphabet) Germany

syestra - (russian, but not in Cyrillic) sister

odin - (russian, but not in Cyrillic) one

dva - (russian, but not in Cyrillic) two