First TDI Fan-Fic Ever! If you just want to skip to the app go to chapter two. But if you want to know some things that might happen in this season, please read the following. It's kind of a prologue. And please review it.
"Hello again, people who are addicted to my show and who love my awesome hair." Chris McClain, the narcissistic, most likely gay host of the Total Drama craze that is sweeping the nation, begins as he flashes his way-too-pearly whites at the camera. "Yes, we are back with the next season of the Total Drama Series. This time we are back at Camp Wawanawkwa in beautiful Ontario, Canada, where 22 contestants will be competing for one million dollars!"
"Um Chris, we're not at Wawanawkwa yet. We're still waiting for the ship to dock." Chef, the buff, totally crazy, military sergeant, self proclaimed drag queen, says to the handsome host.
"Shush!" Chris tells Chef.
"What are we doing here anyway, McClain?" Duncan, the green-mohawked punk, asks coming into view.
"All in good time Duncan. This season-"
"Hey, Chris, do we have anymore of those delicious food bags from the airplane. I'm starting to get hungry again." The lovable tub of lard, Owen says while he rubs his stomach. A loud growl is heard and Chris jumps into the air. "Down, Bessie." Owen says to his stomach.
"Not now Owen. As I was saying-"
"Chris! Chris Chris Chris!" Sierra, the crazy fan, aka Izzy-junior, says wheeling herself onto the screen. Her green wig shifts to the side and Chris gets a mouthful of fake hair. "Have you seen Cody?" Sierra asks, pronouncing her true loves name with a sigh.
"Uh, no Sierra."
"Will you tell me if you do?"
"Okay, kid you're blocking my shot." Chris says and pushes her out of the way.
"Chris!" Heather, queen of the bees, shouts and goes straight up to the host and gets in his face. "Why isn't the boat docked yet? You were supposed to drop us off hours ago!"
"If you just let me-"
"Chris, why are we headed for the island?" The eco-goth, Gwen asks as she walks into view.
"If you were listening to my opening speech, you would know that we are going back to Camp Wawanawkwa, to start season four, Total Drama-"
"Ugh, not another season." The "bootiliscious" Leshawna says coming onto the screen. "We barely survived the last one!"
"Some of us ended up worse than others." Alejandro's weak voice says from off-screen.
"Mm-hmm." Blainley adds. The camera turns toward the voices and gets a look at the injured contestants. The ex-host, Blainley is in a full body cast, only her eyes and hair not underneath the bandages. The once-luscious, Latin liar, Alejandro is burned to a crisp, all of his manly hotness gone.
"And no way are we going back to that unsanitary, unsafe, unreliable torture camp! My lawyers will hear about this!" Courtney, the uptight bitch, reaches into her pocket and feels around for her blackberry. "Where is…" She looks off screen. "Izzy, give it back!"
"It is not Izzy!" The psycho-hose beast jumps into view, Courtney's blackberry in her hand. "It is Explosivo! Explosivo want boom-boom." She laughs as the device makes explosion sounds from an app.
"Izzy!" Courtney chases Izzy/Explosivo off screen.
"I'm starting to think we shouldn't have conked her on the head and turned her crazy again." Party-beast Geoff says to his surfer girl Bridgette, who nods in agreement.
"Yeah, I liked her smart side more." DJ, the lovable jock that does harm to small animals, says to his best bud. "She was less scary then."
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a seagull swoops downward and crashes into DJ's head.
"Ow!" He says and rubs his head. "What the hell?" DJ looks behind him and sees the seagull lying on the deck, very still, and very de-
"NOOOOOOOO!" DJ screams and falls to the deck. He takes up the seagull in his hands. "Why? Why must I be cursed to kill all animals? Why am I like this?"
"Dude, chill. It's just a bird." Geoff says to his best friend.
"Live, live I tell you live!" DJ starts to do CPR on the seagull.
"Aw man not again." Geoff says. Suddenly, another seagull swoops down and grabs Geoff's hat in its beak.
"NOOOOOOO! My hat! Not my hat!" Geoff yells out. He starts chasing the bird all around the deck, desperately trying to jump and save his hat. Every time he tries though the seagull (taunting him) flies higher and higher.
Bridgette sighs. "Sometimes I think he cares more about that hat than he does about me." She tells Leshawna who puts a consoling arm around her.
Chris starts to look really annoyed. The camera hadn't been on him for a whole thirty seconds! "Everyone quiet so I can finish my-"
"AHHHHHH!" The geeks, Noah and Harold scream as the run over Chris to get away from a monster. Ezekiel, aka the monster, loped after them speaking nonsense and frothing at the mouth. He jumps on top of Chris and looks at the camera.
"Heh, heh, Total Drama, eh." He says.
"Someone get Homeschool off of me!" Chris yells from beneath Ezekiel.
Trent and Justin run into view and try to pull Ezekiel off of the host. Ezekiel growls and tackles Justin, making the beautiful teen lose his balance and fall out of view of the camera.
"Aaaaah! My face!" The pretty boy cries out.
"Don't worry, I'll save you!" The idiot jock Tyler shouts, grabbing Trent's guitar and leaping into the fight.
"No, man, not the guitar." Trent, the long-suffering musician, yells and runs off screen.
Chris stands up and brushes himself off as the fight rages on with sounds of pain, the sound off wood hitting a skull, and a few musical notes.
"I think I got him." Tyler says. Chris looks off-screen and shakes his head.
"All right then. Now as I was saying-"
There is a sudden gasp and Katie and Sadie pop up in front of Chris.
"Chris, are we on TV right now?" Katie asks.
"Oh my God, I've always wanted to be on TV." Sadie says.
"Uh, you two have been on TV all summer." Gwen points out to the best friends who share both clothes and a brain.
"Really? That is so cool!"
"Hi Mom, Hi Dad!" Sadie says and waves.
"Hi Chelsea, hi Derek." Katie says.
"This is so exciting. We're on TV." The both squeal. "We're on TV! We're on TV! We're on TV! We're on TV."
"Okay! That's enough from the screaming harpies!" Chris says and pulls them apart. "Now back to-"
"Chris have you seen Taylor." Lindsey, the dumb blonde girl, says coming into view with Beth right behind her.
"For the hundredth time Lindsey, it's Tyler." Beth, not-as-dumb brunette, tells the blonde.
"Oh. Who's Tyler?"
"He's over there." Chris says and pushes them away from his light.
"Oh Cody, there you are!" Cody runs into view and SLAM! He runs right into Eva who had just walked by. They pull apart, but his hand is still touching her chest. Cody looks at her, grins stupidly, and giggles.
"Pervert!" Eva screams out and tackles him to the floor. Cody screams are the least of the noise on the ship.
"Chris, where are we going?" Leshawna shouts at the host.
"Chris I'm hungry!" Owen whines.
"If I have to spend another minute with these losers…."
"Who are you calling a loser you wannabe Queen Bee?"
"Who are you calling wannabe, Weird Goth Girl."
"Hey, don't you say that to my girl!"
"Izzy! Give it back!"
"Never!"
"Gah, leave us alone!"
"Gosh!"
"Bye, bye birdie…."
"My hat!"
"My face!"
"My guitar!"
"We're on TV!"
"Eva- ouch, oof- stop!"
"Pervert!"
"Chris that's not Taylor."
"Lindsey, I'm Tyler!"
"Who are you again?"
"Oh, Cody, where are you?"
"But, Chris I'm-"
"Everyone SHUT UP!" Chris shouts. Everyone becomes silent either in mid-yell, mid-cry, mid-scream, or mid-whine. Everyone looks at the handsome host.
"Now that I have your attention, I can make my announcements."
"Chris, five minutes." Chef tells him.
"Happy now!" Chris says to the former contestants. "Now the audience will be deprived of my face time!"
"I think that's what's killing the ratings, old man." Duncan mumbles. Chris gives him a look then turns back to the camera.
"As you well know, last season on Total Drama World Tour, Heather was our winner of the mil. But Zeke here stole the case and blew it up in a volcano. So we have to do this all over again."
There is a groan heard from everyone, including Chef and the camera crew.
"So on this season, we are going back to Camp Wawanawkwa with some of the old cast and a few newer members.
"What?" Gwen asks, incredulous.
"We get to go back?" Lindsey asks, bouncing up and down.
"Only eleven of you will be competing this time. And you will be joined by eleven of our top fans on this season of Total Drama Fans vs. Favorites!"
"No way, we've already had enough crazed fans." Courtney says looking at Sierra who is still searching for Cody.
"There's no way I'm giving up my money to some newbie." Heather protests vigorously.
"You might not to say that Heather. Because the eleven new campers we chose will be voting which of you gets to join them in their quest for the mil."
"What!" The campers scream out.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Heather yells.
"You're seriously going to make us do this?" Gwen asks.
"Yep." Chris replies. Gwen shrugs. ""Why not?" She says. "I'm in."
"So am I." Duncan says.
"Me too." Bridgette adds. One by one, every single contestant agrees to McClain's terms.
"Fine, I'll do it too." Heather agrees, rather reluctantly.
"All right then." Chris says. "Who will be chosen? Who will be left behind? Who will be able to dock this boat? Tune in next time for more excitment, adventure, danger and most of all drama on... Total! Drama! Fans vs. Favorites!"