The Gold Card
by amaterasu
Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me, however I wish it does. Not Sexy Sanzo, Drop-DEad-Gorgeous-Hakkai, You're-such-a-hunk Gojyo and ever-genki Goku. They all belong to Minekura-sama. Thank you for them!
Somewhere in Togenkyo, an old, run-down but still functioning jeep roared through the desert like it has a demon on it's heels. The two seated in front remained unfazed while the two in the back hung on for dear life.
But these characters are not the point of my story, oh hoh! That they are not. Somewhere much further (specifically in Changan) the mailman had just come to the Three Buddhas' temple. One of the monks received it with a grateful smile. But he took one look at the topmost envelope and his legs quivered in fear. Unable to take it anymore, he collapsed onto the floor with a dazed look on his face.
By the by, the next priest came by and was sorely confused as to why the older priest was taking a nap on the floor and of all places, by the door. He removed the parcels from the other's grasp, intending to bring them to Three Buddhas himself. A few yards later, he happened to glance on the topmost envelope. He let out a shrill scream, his pupils contracted and quickly underwent a cardiac arrest. Hordes of monks came out to see what happened. As the others quickly aided the two that were down, the head priest next to Sanzo-sama took the parcels. The Three Buddhas' mail shouldn't be kept waiting. As with the first two, he glanced down at the top most envelope. Fear took root in his heart as dread washed upon him. But fortunately, he did not faint but was awfully dreading the moment he'd hand the letter to his master and mistresses. Oh boy, they will be most mad at this! He thought.
At last, he arrived at the Three Buddhas' quarters and laid the mail by their pool. As quickly as he came, he disappeared, not wanting to be the brunt of their anger. The male of the three happened to wake just after the priest woke up. His face brightened and he even started to smile as he reached for the one on top. The smile turned to a frown then a scowl. A moment later a great scream of outrage was heard all through out the temple.
"Sanzo you prick! What the hell are you doing with my Master/Visa Gold Card!! "
Menawhile, inside an inn miles away from Changan ......
A monk with yellow hair and lovely violet eyes flashed a Master gold card "I want the luxury suite. Four of them." Smirk.
^^;
~owari~
01042002
amaterasu
Nyhahahahahaha!!! Another crazy idea from yours truly, brought to you through Insane Urges Co. Where sanity is a luxury and losing it is the best medicine! Please be reminded that time spent reading this junk WILL NOT be refunded!
- Always wondered how they react to all that spending. Now I know! *smirk*
by amaterasu
Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me, however I wish it does. Not Sexy Sanzo, Drop-DEad-Gorgeous-Hakkai, You're-such-a-hunk Gojyo and ever-genki Goku. They all belong to Minekura-sama. Thank you for them!
Somewhere in Togenkyo, an old, run-down but still functioning jeep roared through the desert like it has a demon on it's heels. The two seated in front remained unfazed while the two in the back hung on for dear life.
But these characters are not the point of my story, oh hoh! That they are not. Somewhere much further (specifically in Changan) the mailman had just come to the Three Buddhas' temple. One of the monks received it with a grateful smile. But he took one look at the topmost envelope and his legs quivered in fear. Unable to take it anymore, he collapsed onto the floor with a dazed look on his face.
By the by, the next priest came by and was sorely confused as to why the older priest was taking a nap on the floor and of all places, by the door. He removed the parcels from the other's grasp, intending to bring them to Three Buddhas himself. A few yards later, he happened to glance on the topmost envelope. He let out a shrill scream, his pupils contracted and quickly underwent a cardiac arrest. Hordes of monks came out to see what happened. As the others quickly aided the two that were down, the head priest next to Sanzo-sama took the parcels. The Three Buddhas' mail shouldn't be kept waiting. As with the first two, he glanced down at the top most envelope. Fear took root in his heart as dread washed upon him. But fortunately, he did not faint but was awfully dreading the moment he'd hand the letter to his master and mistresses. Oh boy, they will be most mad at this! He thought.
At last, he arrived at the Three Buddhas' quarters and laid the mail by their pool. As quickly as he came, he disappeared, not wanting to be the brunt of their anger. The male of the three happened to wake just after the priest woke up. His face brightened and he even started to smile as he reached for the one on top. The smile turned to a frown then a scowl. A moment later a great scream of outrage was heard all through out the temple.
"Sanzo you prick! What the hell are you doing with my Master/Visa Gold Card!! "
Menawhile, inside an inn miles away from Changan ......
A monk with yellow hair and lovely violet eyes flashed a Master gold card "I want the luxury suite. Four of them." Smirk.
^^;
~owari~
01042002
amaterasu
Nyhahahahahaha!!! Another crazy idea from yours truly, brought to you through Insane Urges Co. Where sanity is a luxury and losing it is the best medicine! Please be reminded that time spent reading this junk WILL NOT be refunded!
- Always wondered how they react to all that spending. Now I know! *smirk*
