Loubell - dOn't knOw I jUst gOt In thE mOOd tO wrItE A fAIry tAlE.
Mickey - thUs fAIry tAlE rEvErsEd
Loubell - Ok sO I wAs nOt rEAly sUppOsEd tO--
Mickey - wrItE thIs stOry cAUsE Of A--
Loubell - rEsEAnt pOll And thIs stOry--
Mickey - Only gOt OnE pErsOn fOr--
Loubell - mE tO wrItE It bUt--
Mickey - shE wAntEd tO.
Loubell - hOpE yOU lIkE It
Mickey - wAtch OUt fOr crAck
Loubell - And lOts Of It tOO.
DiSCLaiMeR - Do NoT oWN NaRuTo oR SleePiNG BeauTY
-HoW iT BeGaN-
In a far away land called Konoha the King and Queen Fugaku and Mikako Uchiha have always wanted to have a baby or an heir to the throne. Then finally one day Queen Mikako gave birth to the young Uchiha Sasuke and in the name of the new born a grand party was held where everyone was invited except for one.
Happy laughs were heard all around the castle as people danced in the grand ballroom but everyone stopped as soon as the three fairies came floating down from a high window above. (Neji -we better not be wearing dresses... Lou -maybe) Each were wearing a colored robe of choice Neji was wearing pink (Neji -WHAT!... Lou -Kidding kidding geez) Neji was blue, Shikamaru was wearing green, and Naruto was orange (Neji - Sure favor them... Mick- Just shut up and keep reading)
"Friends!" yelled Fugaku walking up to them in the isle "I'm glad you could make it."
"We wouldn't miss it your Majesty." Neji bowed resectfully
"Please no formalities with me we are friends after all." Fugaku said smiling
"Yea, yea friends where's the Ramen?" Naruto asked shoving past Neji and Shikamaru.
Mikako who was behind Fugaku giggled. "Over there Naruto." she said pointing to the buffet. Naruto was about to run over to it until he noticed the little bundle in Mikako arms.
Naruto's blue eyes widened "Is that him?" Mikako nodded
"Want to see him?" she asked with a wide smile
Naruto nodded vigorously. Mikako unwrapped the blanket showing a baby with raven hair, black eyes and chubby cheeks. "Aw. He's so cute." Naruto said tickling his belly as the Uchiha baby giggled.
Naruto had a big fox grin as the baby Sasuke grabbed his finger. But then... "Ow! He bit me." At this even Neji couldn't help but give a little chuckle.
"Wow he's smart. He already doesn't like the Idiot." Neji said
"What's that supposed to mean!" Naruto yelled.
Sasuke just gave a cute baby yawn and snuggled back into his moms embrace. Aw. Cute. Mikako walked back to the front of the room where the cradle was and laid him down giving him a kiss on the forehead. Mikako stood up as looked over to a male with silver hair.
"Oh Mr. Haruno I didn't know you came to the party." Mikako gave another smile
"Of course I did. We wouldn't miss it for the world." he said also smiling
"Excuse me Mr. Haruno but we?" she asked unbelievingly Mr. Haruno's wife had just died how can it be a we? nodded and motioned to the pink blanket in his arms.
"Oh I didn't know you had a daughter can I see her?" Mikako asked he nodded pulling the blanket away showing her an infant with pink hair and big green eyes.
"Oh Shiro she so KAWAI!" Mikako said ogling over the little girl
"Hopefully she's not like Sasuke and goes around bitting innocent people." Naruto said
"Please, Naruto innocent pft." said Shikamaru.
Naruto stuck his tongue out at him. Childish. "But she is cute...What's her name?"
"Sakura." Mr. Haruno said
Naruto put his finger near her to see if she'd bit it like Sasuke (lou-(sweat-drop)ehehehe...Mick-(rolls eyes). Idiot) but she didn't she just tilted her head giving him a little "eh?" wondering what he was doing.
Everyone laughed. Another smart baby in the house. Sakura grabbed his fingers giving them a 'slight' squeez. "OW! Damn she's strong are the babies mutated in this kingdom?" Naruto asked stomping away.
Fugaku sweat-dropped "Uh I think it's time for your blessings." he said
The two nodded...wait...two? Let's see there's Shikamaru, Neji and...NARUTO! Where is he? "Rover rear!" (over here) Naruto said stuffing his face. Damn he gets around fast. Neji and Fugaku sweat-dropped as Shikamaru dragged Naruto over who was still holding onto the bowl of Ramen.
"Okay fine. fine I get your point." Naruto said finishing up the Ramen. Then when he was done the three fairies (Neji, Shikamaru and Naruto-(death glares)... L&M- What? ok, ok fine) the three wizards went over to Sasuke to give him their blessings.
"Now remember you Majesty we can only bestow upon him one gift no more no less." Neji said Fugaku nodded
"I Neji bestow upon you the gift of the most handsomest looks in all of the kingdom...next to me." Neji said pointing his wand over Sasuke's head. Ego much?
"I Shikamaru bestow upon you the gift of brilliance and a voice that'll get you any girl you come across." Shikamaru said waving his wand.
"I Naruto bestow upon you the gift of-
POOF!
"Naruto what the hell did you do!?" yelled Neji
"I did nothing I swear!" Naruto said hold his hands up in defense
"Well, well, well if it isn't the three stupid fairies." said a deep voice
"Wizards!" yelled Neji
"Whatever." said the voice and this voice belonged to non other than the infamous Itachi the Wicked Wizard. (N,N,S-Sure call him a wizard and call us fairies...L&M-(looks at each other) We like Itachi more)
"Why didn't you invite me? I would surely of liked to come." Itachi said
"We...we didn't think you would come to such a thing as this." Mikako said but this time had a small frown.
"Nonsense this is my baby brother we're talking about." He said with a devious smirk "Plus he still has yet to receive my gift." Itachi then walked over to the cradle.
"I Itachi bestow upon you a curse." everyone gasped. (What? It's expected if not it'd be a one-shot with a happily ever after) "Before the sunsets on your sixteen birthday you shall be cut by a sword and bleed to death." Itachi laughed manically and poofed out the way her came.
Mikako broke down into tears.
"Don't worry Mikako I still have yet to bestow my gift." Naruto said. Mikako cried even harder.
"Can't you reverse it?" asked Fugaku
"No we can not. Not even all three of us combined can reverse it." said Shikamaru
"Naruto the gift you bestow has to be a good one. Or else." Neji growled at Naruto holding him up by his collar. Naruto gulped.
"I Naruto say that yes you shall be cut by a sword but you will not bleed to death but merely go into a deep slumber from blood lost and will be awakened by your one true love."
"Sappy...corny...but okay we'll take it." Fugaku said. "Now I have one last favor to ask of you three." Naruto, Neji, and Shikamaru looked at him.
"I ask you two to take Sasuke and raise him like your own son. Then after sixteen years bring him back to the castle so Itachi can't find him."
"That's a brilliant Idea." said Shikamaru
"Raise him like our own without or wands like peasants. Itachi would never expect it." Neji said
"No magic?" Naruto frowned he's bad with magic imagine him without. (shiver)
Oh imagine that raising a child for sixteen YEARS with...
Naruto the Idiot.
Shikamaru a lazy bum.
and Neji with a BIG EGO. (Oh wow it capitalized itself goes to show how BIG it is.)
With no magic.
Oh yes Sasuke was gonna turn out just great...Not.
A/n's) Okay random question do you like ShikaIno or TemaShika better?
Loubell - I dOn't knOw whAt dO yOU thInk MIckEy?
Mickey - I dOn't knOw I thInk whAtEvEr yOU thInk AftEr All wE ArE twIns.
Loubell - thIs mAkEs It hArdEr.
Mickey - InO?
Loubell - I dOn't knOw!
Mickey - tEmArI?
Loubell - I...dOn't...
Mickey - InO? tEmArI?
Loubell - I dOn't cArE AnymOrE jUst shUt Up!
Mickey - I lOvE twIn tElEpAthy.
Loubell - Urg! gEt...OUt...Of...my...hEAd!