Note: This involves my old persona, Polly the Cat, meeting Garfield and attempting to have a gazillion beebies with him.
Jon: Hey Garfield!
Garfield awoke, he streched the sleep out of his body and walked to where the call was coming from. He jumped on the table.
Jon: Nermal is staying here!
Jon placed the little grey kitten on the table.
Nermal: Hello, Garfield.
Jon: And he brought his big sister!
Garfield: Buh-bah-buh-BIG SISTER?!
Jon placed a pink cat on the table, she basically looked just like a younger Arlene.
Polly: ZOMGHAI! I'm Polly, I've crushed on u since Nermal who is ZOMGANNOYING :( told me aboot u.
Garfield: Ay carramba.
Polly: HAO DERES U? Bawww immuna angst in the bedroom!
Polly ran into Jon's bedroom crying and slammed the door behind her.
Nermal: Now do you see what I have to put up with?
Garfield: For once, I'm sorry for you. We both are annoyed by this mary sue.
Nermal: Say, what's a mary sue?
Garfield: Nevermind.
Polly: GARFFU-KUN!
Garfield: OH CRUD!
Nermal: I guess she's done angsting.
Polly was running towards Garfield, she jumped onto Garfield and hugged him hard.
Garfield: Can't...Breathe...
Nermal: OK, sis. Get offa him, he isn't even worth your time.
Polly: *insert random rabid fangirl dialogue here*
Nermal: Oh crap.
Polly let go of Garfield, she unsheathed her claws. Nermal ran away, but she caught up, and scratched the crap out of him offscreen in the bedroom. Nermal ran out, down the stairs, and away showing damage.
Nermal: She does this everytime anyone criticizes you.
Garfield: That's *kaff* kinda OK, but she's so *terrifying cough* ANNOYING!
Polly: Garffu-kun, we hit it off so well. I'll be Paulina Cat-Borealis!
Nermal: Polly, a guy over in China said that Garfield was fat and lazy!
Polly: One minute, Garffu-kun.
Polly rapidly dug a hole to china.
Garfield: So, her real name is Paulina?
Nermal: Yep, my real name is Nermalvac.
Garfield: Let's ignore that for a second, and lemme do a speech.
Nermal: Mmkay.
Garfield: Mary sues annoy us all, even our foes. These people must go, and now, to rid the world of another nuisance, PAULINA BOREALIS MUST DIE!
Polly hopped out the hole.
Polly: Well, I wiped out the entire male population of China! They deserved it for saying ANYTHING bad about you.
Garfield: That was fast.
Polly: And now I will hug you. *hugs Garfield tight*
CHAPTER ONE END.