Chapter 1:
Gnomeo was pleased with himself that day. Tibbels is all cracked up and Juliet was his bitch forever. Their honeymoon was going to be the bee's knees. Juliet looked all hot and glass-like wearing the same outfit she normally did. Then Gnomeo realized a fatal flaw; since they're gnomes, he can't take off her clothes. How do they even have sex! Gnomeo was so pissed, his nipples started hardening. Wait a minute… WHERE ARE MY NIPPLES? DOES SHE HAVE NIPPLES? WHAT THE FUCK WILL I DO NOW? Gnomeo stared at his new bride with the upmost "what the fuck" face…
To be continued….