Just because it's god's word?

You knock on my door

In the middle of the morning

There you stand, with nothing more

Than a bible in your hand, grinning

I roll my eyes and let a huge sight

You start with your preaching

It's no use to fight

I am forced to listen to your so-called teachings

But suddenly I get mad

Days upon days

Too much I have had

You start talking about evolutionist and their evil ways

And I ask him

Show me that they are wrong

And he smiles a retarded grin

And says: they violate the laws of thermodynamics, they do!"

What a dilemma I am in

I say: "that's not true!!"

"You know as well as I"

I said to him,

"That what you just said is a straight out lie"

His face turned grim

And he said in a menacing voice

"How dare you doubt the word of god"

"You'll burn by your own choice!"

"Adam and Eve is the only truth"

and I ask: "what makes you so sure of this?"

and he replies: " because it is god's word, you silly goose"

"where all descendants of Noah and his kids"

but there is no evidence for a worldwide flood I say to the unwise

there are some evidence he said

but I counter: "how about all the places that suggest otherwise?"

"How can life be the way it is now, my good lad,"

"how can their be koala's, elephants and billions of different species on this earth with a special coat?"

All the diversity of life

"How can they exist if they came from a boat?"

and you say: "surely you don't believe we are here by mere chance?"

and I ask: "why not?"

"Look all around you, how could evolution produce all this?" he sings and dance

I give him all I got:

"Are you a biologist?"

"Do you understand how the theory works?"

"Your not a scientist"

and in a desperate attempt he says

"Jesus died for you!"

And I ask him on this very day

"What makes you so certain you are right, you stupid fool?"

"There are thousands of religions, all claiming to be true"

"Muslim, hindu, Shinto, Buddha and many more"

"I don't think you have a clue"

"What exactly makes you so damn sure?"

They can also "feel it in their hearts"

They also experience "miracles and wonders"

I think it has natural explanations and that the supernatural is just a big fart

I don't think there is nothing beyond yonder

And you reply: "but it's god's word!

66 books written over different periods of time

don't think that your idea is a little absurd?

How people like you can walk the streets, if you ask me, I think it is a crime

Now get out of my face

You stupid slut

Before I bash your head in with a mace

And I slam the door shut

Now let me sleep

If your right, then you go to heaven, that's what you got

But don't bother me with your crap, you ugly creep

NOW GET OFF MY PORCH BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE!!!!
Author's notes: This is aimed at a few Jehovah witnesses, who won't leave my family alone. This is my opinion. I know not all Christians are like this. I am probably going to get flamed for this. But I don't care. If total strangers are allowed to insult my beliefs, then I can do the same to total strangers. Have a nice day!!!!!!