I'm in love. Well I'm not going to say who, well I'll try not to. Let me just tell you, never be in love. If you have, I pity you. I'm also not suppose to like him. Its not that he suppose to be my enemy, or some stupid shit. Its just he's a guy, and so am I. Which would make me gay, my parents are anti-gay. Also he has a girlfriend named Terezi. I probably just gave it away. Stupid. I can tell you why I don't care though about all of that. He is super adorable, short and feisty, kind of chubby but the kind of chubby that makes him look boyish, and sweet. Though I've learned from experience he isn't. He always wears a sweater that's black with his zodiac symbol on it, which is also huge on him. He's also my best friend and if anyone hurt him I would KILL. I know everything about him, and him me. Though he's also the only person that knows I'm gay, but I'm sure some other kids have picked up on it. The funny part is, almost everyone at my school is either gay or bi.
Karkat-fuck, I didn't mean to say his name. Go ahead kids make fun. I know what your thinking, this kid is on a computer why cant he just erase? Well I can't it's a motto of mine if your going to say something-or in this case type- make it permanent. But yeah I like Karkat. Or my nickname for him kk, which actually caught on. I'm just glad no one actually reads my blog, cept my teacher.
So I guess if someone does actually stumble upon my page, I'll give you a hint as to who I am: I have a lisp and mis-match eyes. Well it seems that I have reached my goal of words. so II wiill 2ee you later.

Sollux typed the last word of his blog, thinking weather or not to actually post this or delete it and start anew. Though it's not like anyone is going to read it, he just felt nervous about posting it up there. After all it is a school blog, someone might happen to stumble upon it. Sollux's finger lightly tapped the enter button, deciding if he wanted to publish it. The screen changed catching his attention.
"thit" he mumbled banging his head on the counter. Seems his finger hit the enter button a little to hard.
~two days later~
"c'mon kk, don't be a puthy" Sollux said laughing. They had hosted a party, and were playing truth or dare. Karkat had been dared to kiss a frog.
"Shut the fuck up Sollux" He said, holding the frog at arms length. "Aradia will you fucking dare me to do some other shit" Everyone glanced up at Aradia, she was always the best at games.
"hmm " She said tapping her chin lightly, for affect." Ok, I will." He seemed to be relieved, throwing the frog back outside.
"OK so what is this fucking dare?" Karkat said, sitting back down on the couch beside Sollux. She looked at Sollux then looked back at Karkat.
"You have to make out with Sollux, for 10 seconds" She said giggling a bit. obviously pleased with herself.
Sollux and Karkat both dropped there jaws.
"Ewe, gross I'm not doing that!" Karkat yelled, with a slight blush on his face.
"I agree with kk, on that one" She gave Sollux a look that said she knew about his little crush on Karkat.
"Oh but, a dares a dare. And I'm not changing it again." Aradia said, her giggling growing louder. Karkat just sat there looking stunned. He turned to Sollux, glancing back at everyone in the circle.

"C'mon boys We haven't got all night" Aradia said looking bored.
"Uh, can we aleatht do thith thomewhere more privately?" Sollux asked gulping down the lump in his throat.
"Fine boys come with me" She got up "sorry people I know you wanted to see this" A few looked disappointed, others not really caring. Sollux got up, looking at Gamzee, mouthing the words 'help me', he just laughed. Karkat shoved Sollux telling him to go. Aradia walked through the house mingling a bit, she turned to Karkat and pointed somewhere, Sollux looked to.

What he saw about made him cry, Terezi was making out with a kid named Dave. Instead of doing what his brain first told him to do, he grabbed Sollux and started kissing him. At first Sollux just stood there not knowing what to do, but after a few seconds he let his hands roam Karkats body, slipping his tongue into his mouth. This display had earned a couple of cheers and whistles. They had even gained the attention of Dave, who was describing what was happening to Terezi. Karkat broke the kiss off and grabbed Solluxs hand and lead them to the bathroom, locking the door behind them.

Sollux grabbed Karkat, who immediately pushed him away. "Kk, I thought" Sollux trailed off.

"Sollux you know I only did that shit to piss off Terezi" Karkat said, his tone hushed." I mean, you know i'm not like that."

"Yeah Kk I know, it'th jutht, never mind. I'm leaving" He turned around grabbing the door knob. Karkat grabbed his arm pulling him away from the door.

"No, stay here. We have to make it look like we are doing it." He said blushing.

"Fine kk." Sollux said, jerking his arm away, sinking to the floor.

"It's not that I don't like you. It's just I'm with Terezi and all." He paused licking his lips. " I mean if me and Terezi weren't a thing, I would be with you. I really do mean that. Its, like you get me more and all. Even more then Gamzee does, and he's suppose to be my best friend, but then again that dumbass doesn't know anything. He's so stupid he went for a guy in a wheel chair, I mean really who does that".

"Kk, thut the fuck up I get it." Sollux said cutting Karkat off. " You don't have to thay that thit. Goth, I mean really your ranting again." Karkat blushed, realizing he was embarrassing himself. Sollux knew that Karkat was lying just so that he could keep his best friend." When can I go?"

"Oh um yeah, in about a fucking hour" He yelled. Seemed he was more of himself now.

"Oh yeah, thorry about TZ with Dave" Sollux said, realizing that Karkat was going through a hard time.

"No it's cool, she was probably drunk off her ass. Nobody would make out with that fuck-face unless they were drunk." Karkat said laughing a bit.

"Oh yeah, tho true."

"Mmmhm."

"Oh hey, kk I found a pretty thweet chatroom. Want me to make you one?" Sollux said, pulling his phone out of his pocket.

"What the fuck shit is this?" Handing his phone over to Sollux.

"It'th a chat, i'm going to put it on your phone tho that we can chat whenever, you can altho uthe it on the computer." Sollux said " what do you want your uthername to be?"

"How about Sollux Sucks ass?"

"How about no?"

"Fine fuckface, what about, hmm. carcinoGeneticist What about that one?"

"Thweet" Sollux tapped some stuff in, and then handed the phone back over to Karkat.

"Thanks fuck-face"

"Oh c'mon Kk, don't be tho mean" Sollux laughed. Karkat glared at him, blushing. Beep!

"What the fuck was that?" he jumped.

"Your phone thmartath, I thent you a metthage through the chat" Sollux said.

~twinArmageddons started pestering carcinoGeneticist~

TA: Kk, add me on thii2 2hiit, k?

CG: WHY WOULD I ADD A FUCK-ASS LIKE YOU?

TA: Becau2e you liike me kk

TA: Now ju2t do iit 2o you have 2omeone to talk to

CG: FINE

~twinArmageddons ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist~

"Your tho thupid, kk" He Shoved karkat, laughing.

"Fuck-ass, what time is it?"

"Oh had enough of me already?" HE glanced down at the time. "Oh we've been in here long enough, I think I can go now" Sollux's tone getting serious.

"Oh yeah". Karkat said. Sollux got up extending his arm to his.

"Well Kk, let'th make it look like we fucked." Karkat looked up at Sollux giving him his hand.

"Alright fuck-face" He Grabbed at Sollux's Shit unbuttoning it, all the way down reveling his stomach.

"Take my glathes" He put his glasses on Karkats face, crooked." Are you wearing a thirt on undernenth of your theatthirtt?" Sollux asked.

"Yeah" Karkat pulled his sweatshirt over his head.

"Mmm, kk I didn't think you wear the type to wear red." Sollux clicked his tongue and giggle a bit.

"Whatever" He rolled his eyes behind Sollux's glasses.

"But my glathes do go well with it." Karkat pushed Sollux.

"Shut the fuck up and lets go." He grabbed Sollux's hand and unlocked the bathroom door. "let's do this Sollux"