Just something I came up with after reading a thread at SN (dot) tv about Sam and Ruby's possible upcoming, at that time, sex scene.
Not With Ruby!
Dean looks out the window of the latest no-tell motel, 'Sammy's taking an awful long time getting dinner…hey the Impala's parked over there in that dark corner and she's…rocking? Oh crap! Sam's in trouble!' He runs out the door after grabbing a knife and gun to rescue his kid brother…again.
His steps slow down; condensation covered the back window and he couldn't see in, so he slid his backside along the trunk as he stealthily reaches for the backdoor handle. He hears muffled grunts and groans coming from the backseat. He swallows back a lump in his throat, refusing to let the images of his brother drowning in his own blood to slide through his mind.
Quietly Dean presses down on the release button, gets his gun ready and jerks open the door. "Get off my bro…" Dean stutters, his eyes widen and he drops his gun.
"Dean you freaky perv!" yells a distinctly feminine voice before a large masculine hand reaches out and pulls the door shut.
The older man stands there to stunned to move. He blinks; then blinks again. Growling he pulls the door open again and yanks out his brother, naked as the day he was born.
"Dean what the hell do you think you're doing? I'm naked here!" Sam yells while trying to duck back into the car.
Dean yanks his kid brother out again, "shuddup. You don't have anything I haven't seen before. Remember I used to change your diapers," he says shoving Sam out of the way and grabbing a struggling dark haired woman, who is also quite naked, out of his car. "What do you think you're doing with this skanky bitch Sam?"
"She said it was part of the training process to learn how to use my powers and…"
"And what?"
"She said I was cute," he mumbles, blushing and pulling on his jeans.
The older man turns, "Ruby get your…" he looks around then back in his car, "where'd she go?" Sam shrugs his shoulders as he grabs his shirts and jacket then turns and walks back to their room. He found himself violently jerked back and slammed against the side of the car.
"Hey!"
"Where do you think you're going Sam?" growls his pissed off brother.
"Back to the room?"
Dean shook his head.
"Steam cleaning your car all night long?"
Dean nods.
"You're mean."
Dean smiles and walks back to their room leaving a dejected Sam behind. What he didn't see was Sam's slow smile as he slides into the driver's seat and Ruby appearing next to him. With a grin she asks, "have you ever watched an entire fandom implode?"
"No."
"They will after they see what we do in the carwash."
FIN