Yah, this is just something I came up with when I was bored. For those of you following my latest fanfic, The Dog Days of Okami Amaterasu, don't worry. I'm working on the next chapter as we speak. In this oneshot, basically everyone in Kamiki is under the effects of some kind of truth spell and they didn't knew they were put under it in the first place. There's even a Ranma 1/2 reference in here to make things a little bit crazier. If you don't know what Ranma 1/2 is, fret not - I'll explain. Essentially, in China, there are these cursed springs. You fall into one, you turn into whatever unfortunate animal happened to drown there when doused with cold water. And that's the basic idea. Enjoy, and don't forget to read and review! Especially review!

Truth Epidemic

In the peaceful town of Kamiki Village, the strangest thing happened. People began blurting out the truth—whether they wanted to or not.

It started with Susano. "I love Kushi," he said for no apparent reason. "I adore her and worship her and I have a big ol' painting of her in my house." Everyone stared at him, and then he seemed to realize what he just said. "Oh, I just said that out loud, didn't I?"

"That's kinda creepy," Kushi said. "Are you, like, a stalker or something? W-Wait! I didn't mean that! Yes, I did! You stalker!" She slapped Susano silly. "Oh, I'm so sorry! Wait, no I'm not!" She slapped him again. "Oh, no! I'm sorry! No, I'm still not!" She slapped him a third time. "Omigosh, I'm sor—wait, am I? I don't know anymore!"

"That's brutal, man," Issun said, coming in out of nowhere. "Oh, and I'm gay." Now everyone stared at him. "What? Omigosh, did I just say that out loud?"

"Yeah," Ammy said. "But that isn't even possible, is it? We've all seen you staring at more than a few young ladies, not men."

"That's just for show. I've actually got my eye on the prophet. And I just said that out loud again, didn't I?"

"You what?" Waka asked, not sure of what he heard.

"Oh, what's the point of hiding it anymore? C'mere, you yummy half-baked prophet!" He leaped at Waka.

Waka swatted him away, then stomped on him. "Pesky bug," he said as he walked off.

"Not . . . a . . . bug . . ." Issun wheezed, somehow still alive.

Then Ammy ran up to Waka and suddenly said, "I love you Waka. I think you're really cute and I adore your accent and everything else about you. I loved you since I first saw you. Please say you love me back!"

Waka looked at her for a few seconds before saying, "Oh, ma chérie, I love you, too. I was hoping you would say that someday."

"Really? Oh, Waka!" Ammy pounced on him, knocking them both into the water. That's when something even stranger happened. When they came out of the water, Waka had somehow turned into a wolf. "WTF?" said Ammy.

"Guess the wolf's out of the bag. I went to China and threw myself into the Spring of Drowned Wolf. I had hoped that you would love me if I was like you, ma chérie," Waka explained.

"Well, that's just all the more reason for me to love you! Let's go!" And they both skipped off together, all happy and lovey-dovey.

Then Mr. and Mrs. Orange came out to see what all the commotion was about. "What's going on here?" Mr. Orange demanded. "All you youngsters, with your wild parties and whatnot . . . I got a headache. Where's me sake? I needs me some sake! I knows I said I wouldn't drink, but who cares? I drink every day! I drink sake with breakfast, lunch and dinner. I love sake!"

"Oh, but you said you wouldn't drink," Mrs. Orange said. "Anyone want some Cherry Cakes? I make them all the time, but I never eat them because I never really liked them in the first place. I just make 'em to show off my awesome kung-fu moves!"

"What is going on here?" someone asked. "Why is this happening?"

Issun, who had miraculously sprang back to his normal self, said, "I don't know, but I think it's a . . . truth epidemic."

GASP!

~The End~