"Tamlen, what are you doing over there?"asked Daryl Maherial "No-Nothing Maherial, so just stay away and..."Tamlen stuttered "You found Shems?"
*Sigh*"Yes Maherial."
"Then you know what time it is?"
"Please don't Maherial, pleaaaaaaaase!"tamlen screamed in agony...
"It's...SUPER SHEM MASSACRE SING-ALONG TIME!"
"Not again...
Duh,duh,duh,duh,duh,duh,duh... "Talkin' it up, on the Sabre clan talkshow!.\
"Talkin bout' Shem hair, "Talkin' bout crazy cool elven artifacts!"
You see, Dayrl is a "special" elven doesn't want to be a wants to be the winner of...Ferelden Idol!But, she is stuck in her clan, destined to marry Tamlen, and not make her own record...
Anyways, her singing was so bad, the Shems sliced their throats with their swords...
"But-but i was just gettin the the Hanna Montana!The hottest Dwarf celebrity this year!"
"Too bad, lets go..."
So, today was like any other day, Tamlen listening to this insane elf.
"Tamlen!"
"What Daryl?"
"I'll BRB i'm going into that ruin that looks haunted, to see if I have an echo!"
"I-why me..?"Tamlen muttered as he chased after her.
By the time he finally caught up, she was in a room, looking at a mirror..."
"Look how Pretty I am.I'd make an awesome pop star!"
"Daryl, let's go...the mirror...something's wrong with it!"
"You mean your face in it!Gosh!Tamlen, get your face out of my mirror!"
So, after years of dealing with this unlikely, singing hero, he jumped into the mirror.
"Adios Maherial!I'm sure the tainted mirror with the darkspawn will treat me better than you!"
And so, Daryl Maherial because her future husband just jumped into a mirror of even because he said mean (but true) things to cried, because, when he jumped in, the mirror turned blood red,
and she couldn't see herself in it she cried herself unconsious...
She woke up in a strange structure.A three Shems in armor surrounded smelled like wet dog, too.
"Where am I"
"You'll Know soon enough"said the biggest Daryl saw him, she laughed.
"What is so funny?"
"You're fat!Hehehe!"
And then, Daryl did what she did started to sing.
"You get the best of both worlds...
"In an elven forest, and a shem's prison..
"You get the best of both worlds..
"Even though they both suck cause its not on national TV,..."
.A fat old man in a dress with a beard walked in.
"Welcome to the Ostagar Mental Tower, young warden!"
"I'm not a warden, im a pop star!"
"No, I found you in a ruin, and i brought you here before you woke up."
"Well,since im already on the fourth wall here, aren't you supposed to recruit me first?"
"No, your keeper said your a loony, so I just tied you up and dragged , your singing skills might be the only thing that can stop the blight!"
"I'll sing songs of encouragement?"
"No, I was actually hoping you'd sing in front of the Archdemon, and cause him to kill himself."
"Hey!"she said "Anyways, your free to wonder out of the Loony Bin, and find Alister...and then we go through the joining!
"I am so perfect, I'm totall-"
"Dont sing."
Daryl gave him the evil eye, as she saught out Alister...
*Sigh*"Yes Maherial."
"Then you know what time it is?"
"Please don't Maherial, pleaaaaaaaase!"tamlen screamed in agony...
"It's...SUPER SHEM MASSACRE SING-ALONG TIME!"
"Not again...
Duh,duh,duh,duh,duh,duh,duh... "Talkin' it up, on the Sabre clan talkshow!.\
"Talkin bout' Shem hair, "Talkin' bout crazy cool elven artifacts!"
You see, Dayrl is a "special" elven doesn't want to be a wants to be the winner of...Ferelden Idol!But, she is stuck in her clan, destined to marry Tamlen, and not make her own record...
Anyways, her singing was so bad, the Shems sliced their throats with their swords...
"But-but i was just gettin the the Hanna Montana!The hottest Dwarf celebrity this year!"
"Too bad, lets go..."
So, today was like any other day, Tamlen listening to this insane elf.
"Tamlen!"
"What Daryl?"
"I'll BRB i'm going into that ruin that looks haunted, to see if I have an echo!"
"I-why me..?"Tamlen muttered as he chased after her.
By the time he finally caught up, she was in a room, looking at a mirror..."
"Look how Pretty I am.I'd make an awesome pop star!"
"Daryl, let's go...the mirror...something's wrong with it!"
"You mean your face in it!Gosh!Tamlen, get your face out of my mirror!"
So, after years of dealing with this unlikely, singing hero, he jumped into the mirror.
"Adios Maherial!I'm sure the tainted mirror with the darkspawn will treat me better than you!"
And so, Daryl Maherial because her future husband just jumped into a mirror of even because he said mean (but true) things to cried, because, when he jumped in, the mirror turned blood red,
and she couldn't see herself in it she cried herself unconsious...
She woke up in a strange structure.A three Shems in armor surrounded smelled like wet dog, too.
"Where am I"
"You'll Know soon enough"said the biggest Daryl saw him, she laughed.
"What is so funny?"
"You're fat!Hehehe!"
And then, Daryl did what she did started to sing.
"You get the best of both worlds...
"In an elven forest, and a shem's prison..
"You get the best of both worlds..
"Even though they both suck cause its not on national TV,..."
.A fat old man in a dress with a beard walked in.
"Welcome to the Ostagar Mental Tower, young warden!"
"I'm not a warden, im a pop star!"
"No, I found you in a ruin, and i brought you here before you woke up."
"Well,since im already on the fourth wall here, aren't you supposed to recruit me first?"
"No, your keeper said your a loony, so I just tied you up and dragged , your singing skills might be the only thing that can stop the blight!"
"I'll sing songs of encouragement?"
"No, I was actually hoping you'd sing in front of the Archdemon, and cause him to kill himself."
"Hey!"she said "Anyways, your free to wonder out of the Loony Bin, and find Alister...and then we go through the joining!
"I am so perfect, I'm totall-"
"Dont sing."
Daryl gave him the evil eye, as she saught out Alister...