It was a dark and stormy night in a typical small town, everyone sound asleep, except me of course. I haven't been able to sleep ever since you left me. Just the thought of you fills me with rage. I stay awake, thinking of your demise. How could you have done it? Leaving me for him? Then you shhow up as if nothing had happened. The way your manly muscular body moved people out of your way. So forceful, so wanting. I always loved you, but now, it's a dark memory I want out of my mind. Now I can't watch you wrsetle anymore. Your hand hit me too many times. How could a woman be so strong? Or was this really a woman. She possessed a grotesque, black beard and small, beady, black eyes. Her…his…it's nose was huge and it could have been a landing stripe for an airplane. How they didn't trip on her…it's nose everytime she…it...wrestled was a miracle! The man-woman thing walked like an ape and spoke with a raspy man's voice all the time? Was that a receipt to a plastic surgery parlor? Oh God! It's a tranvestite! I couldn't tell if you were a him or a her…but your name was Marissa. And you love Mystery Meat. And now you go by Lady Ga Ga….she's everywhere!
The End