Zim stared at the ceiling in a haze of disinterest and boredom. He noticed Ms. Bitter looking particularly angry today. 'Not like I care' Zim thought, moodily. His fake hair had a killer cowlick, and was sticking out at impossible angles. His green skin was almost as white as a sheet. 'Why do I feel as if something important is about to happen?' Zim wondered, brooding. Ms. Bitter said angrily, "We have a new student, IF SHE EVER GET'S HERE!" "Her name is Rail Fusion."
Immediately after the teacher said this, an interesting girl stepped in. she was wearing a black tank top completely covered in yellow lace. Her hair was in a long, silky braid. Her eyes were a canary yellow color, and her pupils were bright red.
She sat down and pulled off her yellow leather jacket. Her plaid leggings made a small sound as she sat down next to Zim. She smiled happily at her new teacher, who looked about as friendly as a chainsaw-wielding psychopath. "Why are you so late, girl?" Ms. Bitter roared. "Sorry, ma'am", the new student said, unruffled, "I just got lost on the road of life is all". Ms. Bitter seemed to deflate, and kindly shut her mouth. "The name is Rail", she said grinning. "My name is Zim!" Zim screamed, suddenly standing on his desk. "Nice to meet ya Zim!" Rail screamed, copying Zim's movements perfectly. "Sit down!" Ms. Bitter yelled red in the face. Rail smiled indulgently at her angry teacher, and sat down. The bell rang, signaling the end of school. Everyone except Zim and Rail walked out of class. Zim was staring at Rail as she did numerous card tricks for his entertainment. "…So that's how you cheat at solitaire." Rail explained happily to Zim, who was busliy taking notes. "Thank you Rail," Zim said. 'This Rail Fusion seems out of the normal. She's almost as smart as I am,' thought Zim.
Dib, as usual, thought that the new student was an alien. 'She's too pretty to be human', he thought angrily. He had placed a tracking device on her jacket as he got out of the room. As the girl got to her house, Dib had the shock of his life. The house's interior was made out of a white, plastic substance. A genderless disembodied voice greeted Rail with a cheery hello as she took off her shoes. She calmly commanded, "House: living room with interface wall". All walls except for one became a dark red, and a brown leather couch materialized in front of the remaining white 'interface wall'. The carpet then became a unique cream color. She collapsed on the couch in front of the white wall. Suddenly, two holographic teenage girls appeared in front of the wall. They looked even prettier than Rail. "Second in command!" The two alien fashion models said, "Like, What's your progress on the Earth Planet Like, doing."
"Things are moving along smoothly, your Prettiness. In another decade or so, we can conquer this planet." Rail said in a calm even tone. The two holographs squealed excitedly, and said, "Like, second in command, that's, like, great!"
"Yeah. No need to praise me for my genius" Rail said with a smirk.
Dib had found an interesting alien species who equated beauty with social hierarchy and status. So, he did the most intelligent thing he could at that moment. He fainted.