AN: Hi guys! This is my first story in this category.
Disclaimer:
Me: I do not own Arty...yet.
Arty: Gasp! You killed Colfer!
Me: Yet, my dear Arty. Yet. *sinister laugh*
summary: Post TLG. Artemis Fowl was forced by his dear mother to go to school. Even if Artemis could just skip high school and easily get a job at 22. Artemis hates the idea of school, especially if Malcolm Erickson, another "genius" goes there too. Worse, Holly had agreed to go as an undercover teacher in Artemis's school! And even worse, Artemis finds himself falling for her, and getting jealous of a few Mud Boys.
Fowl Manor
Chapter One: It's hopeless to argue
"No, Mother! I will not go to that school!"
Artemis Fowl the Second, like any other teenager, obviously despised school. Of course, other teens had reasons like "School's boring" or "I-don't-care-about-my-grades-I'll-just-work-at-Mc-Donald's. Artemis's reason was that he was too smart for education.
"But Arty, you need a proper education." Angeline lays a hand on her son's shoulder. Artemis huffs in annoyance.
"Mother, you know perfectly well that I have learned all of this, and it's pointless for me to study since I already now them."
Angeline sighs and wipes her sweaty hands at her bathrobe. Sure, Arty's a bloody genius, but can't he just let go of the Fowl business? After all, Artemis Senior is there to keep tabs on the account.
"Can't you give it a chance, son? School is an opportunity to make friends." The mother lays her hand on the adolescent's shoulder again. "Please?"
"Alright, Mother. I will give it a chance."
Angeline squealed, while Artemis gave a tired sigh. He was about to leave when she calls him again.
"Yes, Mother?" He replies, trying to keep the irritation from his voice.
"It's Mum, Arty." She smiles. "And I want to add. Please wear jeans to school."
Artemis groaned.
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Somewhere underground, About noon
"Why do pixies love world domination and crime?" Holly groans.
Foaly raised an eyebrow. " What do you mean?"
Holly rolled her eyes. "Look, we just defeated Opal. And suddenly, another pixie comes along and tells us he plans on taking over the world!"
"I know. The cute ones are always either genii or criminals."
She suddenly realized something and bursts out laughing. "Did you just say Artemis Fowl is cute?
The bewildered centaur widened his eyes before yelling an indignant no.
The other pixie in question is named Bachendorf Nettle. He was a genius too, like Opal, but he certainly had no relations to her.
Commander Kelp burst into Foaly's office with a cup of coffee. Trouble looked like he was going to burst in anger, seeing as he was very red and heaving.
"You look even worse than Julius," Holly commented.
He waved the comment away. "There was a rumor that Bachendorf's working with Mud Men. Turns out it's not a rumor. He's above ground."
"And...?"
"Obviously, Captain Short, you're going after him."
She whooped with happiness. "Okay. I'll get my Neutrino."
But the aghast commander shook his head. " No, Holly. You're going undercover. As a teacher."
She fainted.
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Fowl Manor
"NO!" Artemis screamed. "No! I will not, under any circumstances, where that pathetic excuse for human clothing!"
"You promised, Artemis."
Why? Why does his mother have to bring that up? And why is she so D'Arvitting annoying?
"Alright!" He yells in frustration.
"Oh, and Arty?"
Artemis feared whatever she was going to say.
"I sold about 75% of your suits and bought you shirts and and jeans."
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"NO!"