Author's note: This is what happens when you mix me, Youtube, and WAY to much sugar.
Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride. (....oh but if I did....)
Max was sitting in the living room watching TV. She was watching an old Christmas special featuring an elf that wanted to be a dentist.
Suddenly, music started playing. It sounded like it was coming from a radio or something. Max looked around in confusion.
"Just take those old records off the self, I'll listen to 'em by myself" the lyrics said. About that time, Fang came into the room, sliding of the wood floor with his back turned towards Max, wearing nothing but socks, a button up shirt, and boxer shorts. He had a guitar slung around him.
"Today's music ain't got the same soul, I like that old time rock and roll," the song continued. Fang turned around and started dancing while pretending to play the guitar. He was even mouthing the lyrics.
"Fang!" Max said in shock, "what on Earth are you doing?!" Fang ignored her and kept dancing. He fell back on the couch and kicked his legs up in the air as the music continued to play.
"Fang! Have you gone mad?!" Max yelled, annoyed that he was ignoring her. Fang started to do the moonwalk on the wood floor.
"Fang!" Max kept yelling, "Fang! Don't you ignore me!" Fang turned and slid on the floor towards her. He stopped right in front of her and started dancing again.
Max rolled her eyes and pushed him down. Fang, undeterred, spun on his back, still pretending to play the guitar.
Max stormed out of the room as the music was turned up even louder.
"Call me a relic call me what'cha will
Say I'm old fashioned say I'm over the hill
Today's music ain't got the same soul
I like that old time rock and roll"
Author's note: Just so you know, this is making reference to a commercial. If you haven't seen it then look up "risky business" on youtube :D review!