Ann and Dan are in Belfast.

Dan has been in a forest cottage for many months finishing his book, with only a box of Woman's Day magazines from 1986 for entertainment. He has memorized forty-six recipes for hamburger and now knows what women REALLY want.

He heard about the stabbing of Jon Snow from the mailman and has hitchhiked to Belfast to find out if the secret Targaryen still lives.

Ann is also in Belfast, mostly to seek hair care tips from Kit Harrington. But first she is enjoying Scotch eggs at an English Pub.

Dan is meandering around the city, looking for a rag to clean off his bottle of Coke. He traded six Woman's Day magazines for it to an old lady who lives in a refrigerator box. It is VERY dusty.

Edgar-the-bodyguard is arriving on a flight from Atlanta. He saw a photo on Twitter of hitchhiking Dan and became extremely worried. He hopes he is not too late.

Dan wanders into the English Pub with his bottle, but Ann doesn't see him.

The generous form of George RR Martin completely obscures Dan.

The crowd gasps and goes silent as the Thrones Master is recognized.

Dan finishes cleaning his bottle and drinks his Coke in one long gulp. He absentmindedly stuffs the rag in the bottle.

Ann leaps up, runs to George and breathlessly babbles that she knows Kit is due in hair and makeup, but she doesn't know where to go because she is new and could he please tell her where to find him because she really needs the job and has four kids to feed and the dole isn't enough and each kid has a different dad and…

George is unimpressed.

Edgar bursts into the pub. "OMG, it's Salladhor Saan!" screams an idiot fan. A gaggle of girls run towards him.

Dan turns to look, but slips on George's fisherman's cap, which Ann had knocked off in spite. The bottle flies through the air.

"MOLOTOV COCKTAIL! GET FOOOCKING DOWN!" yells the bartender.

Everyone dives to the floor. A leprechaun-sized man is trapped under George. The luck of the Irish is clearly not with him.

The bottle crashes harmlessly to the ground.

Ann and Dan lock eyes. They jump up and run out the back door.

A pause by the door reveals Edgar, covered in a pile of giggling girls.

"Leave him?" asks Ann.

"Leave him," replies Dan.

Ann and Dan eat delicious food at a nearby Brazilian restaurant. Kit Harrington is there. Jon Snow might be dead. But his hair is legendary.

THE END