Sorry my Loyal Fans! But I had to get this out of my head. I'll update this story when I can, but first I have to work /On A /Dirt \Road before I update this again.

Summary- Naruto, or Toma as everyone calls him, who, would always grumble about damnable fairies whenever someone asked why he could never say his own name, could always be found sleeping in the beer hall of the Fairy Tail guild. Of course this had led to may differing rumors as to why he slept so often though only he knew the truth. Now New, and literature loving, member Lucy wants to solve the mystery that is Toma, The One Man Army.

Journal Entry-Week 5

It's been a few weeks since I been a Fairy Tail mage, and I've loved every second of being one. But being a Fairy Tail mage sometimes made me question my own sanity.

I have met people who strip, drink, rant, say stupid, random things, and a talking cat that just agrees with everything.

It kind of makes me sad that everything is almost the same.

A lot of bar-fights, missions, and same people.

But, interesting enough, I've heard this rumor - will it's not a real rumor, they say it's true - that there is this person who you can find in the bar's basement sleeping.

I've heard them call him Toma.

When they called him Toma, I thought to myself: Is that he's name?

I asked them of course, but as soon as I did, the whole bar stopped what they where doing and everybody, and I mean Every Body started talking about Toma.

The said that is not his real name and everybody started to make some weird conspiracies on why he sleeps a lot.

I... of course, thought some of those made NO sense, so I tuned them out.

Hm, I actually thought that the guy was not real.

Imagine my surprise when Natsu suddenly stood up, and glared behind the bar.

I asked him what's wrong.

He just grumbled and left to the back of the bar.

I watched Mira try to stop Natsu, but he was way too stubborn to listen. In the end, Mira let him go.

It wasn't until a few seconds later that Natsu came flying out the floor from underneath with a big bruise on his cheek.

I was stunned. I looked at Natsu and then at the bottom where Natsu's body print was at.

And, when I did, I saw this blond-haired guy grunting in his sleep.

It was one of the weirdest things I've saw that week (beside Natsu making a fool out of himself).

Journal Entry-Week Five, Day 2

The next day, i went to the Fairy guild early, I was a little bit, too, curious about the guy, Toma.

I went in and went straight to Mira. Maybe she could help me was what I thought at the time.

But, she knew little, and next to nothing about him.

The only thing she said though was that Toma wasn't his real name and that he's been in the guild for twelve years.

Odd, he's been in the guild for that long but I've never seen or heard of him in Weeky Sorcerer Magazine.

I was about to leave, when Mira said an odd thing.

"Don't talk to him Lucy. Odd things happen when he talks to people when he's NOT sleeping. Trust me."

She gave me this sad, bitter smile; it almost made me cry, but I nodded it off and at her at the same time.

Scary.

It wasn't until later in the day that someone mentioned Titania, The Queen of Fairies.

It was ironic that when they mentioned her that she came through the Fairy door with this big thing she described as her trophy.

Hm, know that I think about it, the same thing happened when Toma was mentioned.

Odd.

Journal Entry-Week 7, Day Three

For some reason, I've learned that Erza hates Toma for some reason, and that Mira doesn't like him as much.

I try not to ask but I sometimes end up blurting things out.

When I do, the only answers I get were vague and silly like: 'Immature, stupid, deviant.'

And from Mira, was just a sad, bittersweet smile.

I've brought the same topic to others but they just go on about why he sleeps so much.

I even talked to Cana, and she just gave this melancholy look. was she reminiscing about something?

Natsu? "Where is that bastard? I want to kick his ass!"

Gray? "Oh, Toma, well, you didn't hear it from me, but I've heard he's constipated so that's why he sleeps."

Happy? "Aye, you want some fish?"

Master? "He's a good man. Best Fairy Tail mage you can find. See, look at this book he gave me!"

I burned the book.

Journal Entry-Week 7, Day Four

I managed to get a few things about Toma, but nothing about his personality or anything like that.

He was, and still is, an enigma.

Today, I tried to find more about him, but I just learn more stuff about him being constipated.

I was going to give up when Master just walked up to me.

He told me he knew I was asking about Toma.

I nodded.

He asked why.

I said because he's a mystery. I just wanted to know was my reply.

He gave me a smile and told me if I wanted to know about him, I have to talk to him.

i was going to do it today, but I just received a mission.

I'll talk to him when I get back. First, I have to find Loki.

He's been acting weird.