~*~*~ Revenge and Surprises ~*~*~*~

A/n: Heyas to all the people who have stumbled on this fanfic. This is a

fanfic of my favourite pairing, HGDM!! YAY!!

This fanfic is also pretty much the first fanfic that I have actually considered 

writing more than the first chapter, but I'm not sure if its good or not. Pls

review I need the opinions. Is it good? Bad? Ok? Well anyhows, I know my

grammar and stuff aren't that good but hey, I had to write this in a real rush,

so pls forgive me.

PLEASE review cos the fate of this fanfic depends on it!!

~Mysticity

By the way..

italics are character's thoughts… soz I'm so messed up!

Bold are author's notes.

~*~*~*~     Chapter 1: Jesse      ~*~*~*~

Music blared all throughout the club. At the start of the Summer holidays, Jesse had

shown Hermione to this club. It was where Hermione first realised the fun she could

have without Ron or Harry. During the end of last year, 'the Golden Trio' had not

spent much time together. With Ron and Harry being on the hottest 10 guys of the

year list, the two boys mostly spent their time surrounded by the fans.

But now, she didn't really care. She was going to come back to Hogwarts this

year as one of the prettiest, hottest girls of the school. In fact, Headgirl.

'They were gonna pay' she thought.

Over the Summer, she had met Jesse. Jesse was a totally complete older version of

Hermione.

Well actually, Jesse turned out to be her cousin or something. But her parents

apparently thought she was a bad influence on their 'perfect' daughter. 'Yeah right',

Hermione thought. 'She's probably the best influence on me ever…'

Anyway, they were really close. Hermione could still remember the first time they met.

----- Flashback -----

It was the Granger family reunion. Hermione's cousins were all talking about

homework or something. 'So that's where I got my Nerdy side from', she thought.

'Sigh'. She had written around a couple of thousand times to Harry

and Ron but they had only written back a few times. Well, 'they' was mainly Ron.

She wasn't that mad at Ron, but still, saying she wasn't mad at all was lying.

She looked out the window.

Suddenly, an owl came flying into her face.

"What the-!" Hermione felt like swearing. It was an owl. So they finally came to their senses? She thought. She ripped the envelope apart and out fell-

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Granger,

This is a warning- stay away from Harry and Ron. You are way too uncool to hang

around them. For starters, your look is way too ugh! I've even heard them both talk

about you. So get your nerdy freak mudblood hands off them or else you'll pay.

~*~*~

Hermione felt close to tears. Not because of the Hate mail. She was used to that. But

the part that broke her heart was that the fact that Harry and Ron were talking

about her behind her back. She thought they didn't care about her appearance. But

she was wrong. Hermione had always wanted to know if they knew her as a real

friend anymore, or just a nerdy acquaintance that they asked their homework

answers for.

A girl a bit older than her entered her room. She looked just like Hermione, except a

bit older and way cooler in appearance. She looked just like a movie star. Her clothes were

pretty, but not slutty. Hermione liked this girl's style a lot…

"Hey, you must be Hermione, hi I'm Jesse-" she said to Hermione, but stopped when

she when saw her close to tears. Hermione was sitting on her bed with a expression

of utmost depression. "What's wrong?" she asked her.

Hermione could not hold the tears back any longer. She cried furiously into the girl's

shoulder. Hermione started to explain about how Harry had been her boyfriend for

the last year until Christmas, when she planned to get back to Hogwarts (Hermione

said 'school' because Jesse wouldn't have known what 'Hogwarts' was and that would

lead to questions) earlier to give him a surprise, to find Harry cheating on her with

some Ravenclaw girl. Nearly the whole of Gryffindor had stood up for her by ignoring

Harry for the rest of the year. Jesse picked up the letter and read it through.

She nodded understandingly and patted her back.

"I know exactly what you feel like." Jesse said in a soft voice. Hermione looked up.

"You do?" Hermione's eyes were still very wet and red from crying. I wonder why she

didn't ask about Mudblood?

"Of course. You're a.. you know.. right??" Jesse asked with a questioning look.

Hermione was puzzled at first, but quickly understood. She performed a silencing

charm on the room to prove that she was a witch and so that no one could hear their

conversation. Jesse breathed out.

"Lucky I didn't make a mistake. I was so scared I was wrong. Imagine Monica's

(their cousin) reaction if I asked if she was a witch!" Hermione suddenly felt it to be

really funny, as Monica was a REAL nerd. She didn't believe anything that was not

historically, scientifically, psychologically to be right

and always liked a heated debate between everything, from who should have been

guilty on a TV show to the belief on which vegetable that was most commonly

cooked. (a/n: I know that was really random but I couldn't think of anything

else, sorry!)

Quite suddenly, Hermione's feeling went from really high to really depressed again.

Jesse sensed this and said,

"As you probably know, guys are real idiots. Oh lighten up, give me two weeks,

you'll be the hottest girl ever in Hogwarts, A History, guaranteed. Payback time!"

Hermione smiled. Jesse grinned.

This was going to be fun.

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A/n: so whaddya think? REVIEW!! Pls? cos if you don't… this fanfic may not

be continued. Thanks for reading!!

~Mysticrystal