A.N. I think I wrote this. I THINK.
"Neville, what would happen if I kissed Trevor?" Luna asked, sitting in the library with Neville.
"Wh-What?" Neville said, remembering to pull Trevor out of the book he was reading before shutting it.
"Would anything happen if I kissed Trevor? Would he turn into a handsome prince? Or grant me three wishes? Or combust into a Muffabean Flump and make me levitate with his magical spit?" Luna asked, her eyes following Trevor as hopped around the table onto Neville's head.
"I'm pretty sure nothing would happen. You're thinking of enchanted frogs. Trevor's just a warty toad with an escape wit." Neville said, oddly comfortable with this conversation.
"Well, I think if Trevor wanted to be a handsome frog in shining armor, he could. Because it's not what you are on the outside, it's what you are on the inside." Luna said, twirling a lock of hair around her wand.
Neville was feeling mildly amused and mildly shy about the topic of Insides trump Outsides.
"Well, what if people only judge Trevor for his outer looks instead of his inner ones?"
"Then those people should learn to appreciate Trevor's inner magnificence."
Neville blushed. "I don't think Trevor would call it 'magnificence'."
"I think it's magnificence." Luna smiled, her eyes carefully watching his.
"Maybe if you kissed Trevor, he would think it's magnificence." Neville said, planning something in his head. Luna smiled, and moved up towards the worn-out toad on Neville's head. Neville stood up just before she made contact and kissed Luna on the lips. Luna opened her eyes, startled, then slowly closed them as Neville showed off his fantastic kissing abilities. Neville pulled back in time to see Trevor settle comfortably in Luna's fluffy blonde hair. Neville laughed, and Luna looked up to see Trevor staring down curiously at her. She giggled, just as Madame Pince uttered her usual shriek of horror at noise in the library. Luna lifted the disgruntled amphibian off her head, kissed him in his cheek-ish area, and set him on his owner's book.
"Did that chat we had have anything to do with me?" Neville asked.
"Yes!" Luna cheered, kissing him firmly on the cheek as well.
"Magnificent…"Neville mumbled, as both he and his toad watched the slender silver-blonde they were both enamored with skip out of the library.
A.N. So, if I didn't write it, just tell me if I didn't and I'll take it down, 'cause I honestly don't remember. I put stories on word so I can change around some names and stuff. Don't question it. It happens. I'm particular and peculiar.
On the other hand, if I DID write it, hooray for me! I'm changing my name to Techno Glitter, so be aware.