The Shinji Song
Author by FLCO EX
Sing by: Sohryu Asuka Langley
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Legal Crap: I don't own anything that is Evangelion and Eminem.
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A/N: I'll just cut the crap. Hope you'll enjoy this songfic. Plz remember to Review after reading. Thanks
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[Asuka]
Yo
I can't sing it
I feel like singin
I wanna fucking sing
Cuz i'm happy
Yeah, i'm happy
HaHa
Yo, check it out

Some days i sit, staring out the window
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes i think theres nothing to live for
I almost break down and cry

Somtimes I think I'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy
Why am i here, am i just wasting my time?

But then I see my Shinji
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I give him a blackeye

{And now} Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Sycn test keeps failing on me
Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then he comes back to me

Those fuckin Angels, keeps gettin' stronger
They kick my ass up with pride
People make jokes, cuz I'm just a failure
They just dont see my real side

Don't mind rape me, you sissies,
or it will drive me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive

But then i see my Shinji
Suddenly i'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I give him a blackeye

{And now} Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders
Sycn test keeps failing on me
Cause sometimes it feels like the world's almost over
But then he comes back to me

Man if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to you fuckers
If I could hit the notes, I'd blow those Angels off to the undertakers
To show Shinji how I feel about him, how happy I am that I met 'im
God, I'm so lucky, I'm so glad that my mum didn't abort me

Now you prob'ly get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a foul arrogant whore bitch who has a dead momma,
But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cause there's a lot of shit i keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' ma soul,
And just know that I grow colder as the day suddenly flows
This boulder on my shoulder that gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the third impact of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up
Or try to live up to these expectations? now look,
I love Baka Shinji more than life in itself,
But my stubornness and Wondergirl's determined to make my life living hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances i'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad, Kaji had someone else
But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted
So here's what im facin: failing sync ratio, an angel's mind molestation
I've lost my job to those assholes, i've been to bat for those assholes
I've taken bats to people' backs, bent over backwards for my boss Gendo
Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why'd I join Nerv in the first place?
Woulda ripped the pre-nup if I'd seen what they was fuckin
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more
I got my baka, maybe the only baka that I adore, Shinji
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My baka travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
Its like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted

{And now} Now it don't like the world's on my shoulders
everyone is leaning on me
Cause my Shinji knows that his girlfriend is a tyrant.
Now he can't run away from me

Woow!
I told you, I can't sing.
Oh well, I tried
Hey baka Shinji, remember when I said
If you stay in one spot, I will be right there?
Well guess what, I'm here.
And you ain't goin nowhere you baka hentai
Now eat this! (gives Shinji a punch in the face)
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Well, that's all. Enjoy~!