Random story I thought of while reading "30 ways to bug Shikamaru". I figured it would be funny to put Ash in a similar experience. So, without further ado, I bring to you:
30 Ways to Make Ash Ketchum Make Pikachu Thunderbolt You
1)Call him Bobo for months
2)Narrate his life
3)Randomly poke him in the nose
4)Tell him baseball caps are out, go get a beret
5)Go fangirl/ fanboy on him
6)Tell him Brock has been harboring a gay crush on him
7)Tell him Gary is also crushing him
8)Same with Tracey
9)Every time Pikachu uses thunderbolt, dance like a monkey
10)Tell him everything he does wrong in battles
11)Say that Paul's training method is the right way
12)Put Pikachu in a dress
13)Make Brock wear a thong
14)Add hot sauce to all his meals
15)Call dawn ugly then stand behind him
16)Smack him in the head…randomly….for three days
17)Call Misty and say that Ash has finally realized of his "undying passion" for her
18)Push him off a cliff
19)Then claim it was an accident
20)Explain the birds and the bees to him
21)Lock him in a room with Dawn
22)While she's PMSing
23)Dye all his clothes pink
24)Claim his name is now Vanessa Hudgens
25)And yours is Zac Effron
26)Sing Hannah Montana Loudly
27)And badly
28)And change any mention of guys to "Ash's Ass"
29)Put his fingers in water while he's sleeping
30)Beat him in an eating contest
There you have it. That was so bad, I could cry. But I hope you like it.