Second fic on here, so pumped. It's already on deviantArt, has been for a while. Enjoy, always review (but no pressure). Everything but the plot belongs to Rick Riordan.

The seven demigods of the prophecy and Calypso sat at the dining table of the Argo II. Annabeth, since she was the leader of the seven, sat at the head of the table.

"It has come to my attention," she said, "That the PDA on the Argo II is getting out of hand. Is this true?"

Piper sighed, "Who said this?"

"That speaker will remain anonymous, Piper," Annabeth said.

"Percy?" Jason guessed.

Annabeth snorted, "No."

"Yeah," Leo said, "He's one of the reasons we're having this PDA meeting."

"I am deeply offended Leo," Percy said as he looked at his plate hungrily, "Can we have lunch now?"

Annabeth rolled her eyes, "Not yet. It's just 11:00, we just had breakfast."

"We did?" Percy asked.

"So," Annabeth continued, "Does anyone else have complaints about this?"

"The other day," Leo said, "I walked in on a Piper and Jason make out session."

Both Piper and Jason turned a deep shade of red.

"Can't you cut us some slack," Piper asked, "We just defeated Gaea."

"So," Leo said, "You want to celebrate with kisses?"

"You know what Leo?" Percy said, "You're right. It does sound silly. Let's celebrate with a big feast. Right now."

"It's not like you and Calypso are much better," Jason said.

"Oh yeah?" Leo said, "Walked in plenty on this whole trip. That doesn't sound very praetor… ish. Percy and Annabeth, even more! And let me just say Annabeth, I'm am very disappointed in you. Calypso and I are very mature. How many times have you walked in, huh? None."

"Do you really want to play dad right now Leo?" Annabeth asked.

"Not really," Leo said, "So what's for lunch? I'm starving."

"I know!" Percy said, "I am too."

"To answer Piper's question," Annabeth said as she glared at Percy, "No, we can't cut some slack. It wasn't as big of a problem before, why is it now?"

"No reason?" Calypso said.

"Exactly, Calypso," Annabeth said, "So if it was so easy for it to go up, why isn't it so easy to go down?"

"You've got a point," Percy said, "But I just want to eat."

"Hold up," Leo said, "Why are Frank and Hazel here?"

Sure enough, sitting together holding hands, were Frank and Hazel.

"I honestly don't know, Leo," Piper said.

"Frank and Hazel," Percy said, his attention suddenly away from food, "At a PDA meeting?"

"Unless," Leo said, "Holding hands is considered PDA. I mean they do that a lot."

"Yeah," Annabeth said, "You guys can go if you want."

Frank and Hazel stared at each other, as if having a conversation with their eyes.

"We have nothing better to do," Frank said.

"Unless… watching Chuck Norris movies with Coach Hedge," Hazel said.

"Let's just stay here," Frank said.

"Agreed," Hazel replied.

"Wait," Percy said, "PDA stands for public display of affection right? Can't it stand for private display of affection too?"

"Never thought about it that way," Leo said.

"That means we're holding a meeting for private displays," Jason said.

"Where's the problem in that?" Percy pondered, "Nothing, meeting adjourned!"

The three boys stood up and were about to walk away when their girlfriends pulled them back down to their seats.

"We're talking about public, Jason," Piper said.

"Guys," Leo said, "This will not get solved unless we talk to the person with the problem directly. We'll know where they're coming from."

Everyone stared at him in shock.

"Leo," Annabeth said, "I haven't even thought about it that way."

"What, just because you're the smarty pants daughter of Athena doesn't mean a son of Hephaestus can come up with a better plan?" Leo said, "… OMG, IT LOOKS LIKE SPONGEBOB CARVED IN THE TABLE!"

Calypso sighed and gave herself a face palm.

"So," Percy said, "Not me, Jason, Piper, or Leo. That means it's either Annabeth, Calypso, Frank, or Hazel."

"Eh," Leo said, not so distracted by the wooden carving of SpongeBob anymore, "I've walked in on Frank and Hazel once. That had got to be the most innocent make out session ever. But I don't think they did it."

"Guys," Piper said, "This isn't a crime. If someone has a problem, just come out and say it."

No one spoke.

"Fine," Piper said, "All signs point to Annabeth."

"What?" Annabeth said.

"I've been watching Sherlock Holmes."

"Yeah, but why me."

"You held the meeting, you said the speaker remains anonymous, shall I go on?"

"Piper, I think I am one of the reasons we're having this meeting."

"Yeah," Leo said, "Like this one time…"

"Shut up, Leo," Annabeth said, "But the point is, I don't even know who said this. I just got an anonymous note."

Then all Hades went loose. Everyone was pointing fingers and yelling until Coach Hedge came up.

"Quiet!" he yelled.

Everyone went silent.

"I wrote the note, okay! All you kids and your make up sessions."

"Make out," Leo corrected.

"Whatever!" Hedge said, "I know my kid won't be this obnoxious. And he surely won't interrupt my Chuck Norris movies."

Grumbling, Coach Hedge went back down to his room.

"Gosh," Piper said, "We have been completely inconsiderate."

"I have an idea guys," Annabeth said, "Why don't we hold, the kissing wars? It'll teach us self-control."

"And allow us to be competitive," Jason said.

"Genius," Percy said.

"Last couple to break wins," Annabeth said.

Piper smiled, "Me and Jason are so gonna win."

"Bring it on!" Annabeth and Hazel said in unison.

The three glared at each other.

"Starting when?" Hazel asked.

"Starting n—," Annabeth started.

"WAIT!" Piper shouted.

She gave Jason a quick peck on the lips and smiled at Annabeth, "Go on."

"Starting now."

Everyone one went their different ways but with the same question in mind. Who would break first?

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~Wildrose504