The Mishimas
I don't own Tekken, nor the Creative rights to the Osbournes. I just put the two together.
This introduces a new Child.... Kajin Mishima!
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The Japanese Televison Executives wanted a Reality show, but they couldn't place a finger on what famous Family to focus upon. That was, until one brilliant younger woman brought up the Iron Fist Tournament, and the idea was formed. But they had to pass it off on the family.... mainly on to Kazuya, who was rarely seen in the public in the first place.
"A reality show? Like the American Osbournes? No way.....", Kazuya replied, crossing his arms over his chest.
Jun smiled and said, "Oh, come on! You always complain that our lives would be better for TV than 'Those f*cking brits'...."
"Oh, God, Mom.....! You actually cursed!", Kajin screamed, looking to the Executive. "We'll do it!"
Jin raised an eyebrow and asked, "Do you want to have your life filmed, Kajin?"
"Yeah! If it makes Mom say those words, then I'll have nude pics of me posted on a website!", Kajin said, giggling. Hwoarang, who stayed in the same house as the family, looked to Kajin, his eyes wide.
"I wouldn't mind taking those pics!", he said. Even before the whole word 'pics' could come out, a chair met with the back of his head, thrown by an extremely angry Kazuya.
"Touch, or even LOOK at my daughter's nude body and I'll make you wish that Baek had gouged out your f*cking eyes!"
Hwoarang, peeked up from being planted face first into the plush, emerald green carpeting of the Family Room and said, "....g... gomen nasai...", before passing out completely.
The Executive smiled and looked to the half-Transformed fighter and asked, "It's a deal?"
"YES! JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!", Kazuya screamed, and the man in the suit scuffled out, not looking back as Kazuya began to beat the living crap out of the Korean while Jun tried to reason with him.
'This is going to be a long season.... I just hope that man doesn't decide to kill someone....', the Executive thought, thanking God that he had left the papers there and got out while he still had his life.
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Tell me what you think so far! Funny? Not funny? Good idea, or does it suck ass? Flames welcomed, though they will be posted on my Website, for all my followers to laugh and point at. - Rinoa
www.geocities.com/telawen/ - website
IxXxIRinoaIxXxI - AIM
I don't own Tekken, nor the Creative rights to the Osbournes. I just put the two together.
This introduces a new Child.... Kajin Mishima!
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The Japanese Televison Executives wanted a Reality show, but they couldn't place a finger on what famous Family to focus upon. That was, until one brilliant younger woman brought up the Iron Fist Tournament, and the idea was formed. But they had to pass it off on the family.... mainly on to Kazuya, who was rarely seen in the public in the first place.
"A reality show? Like the American Osbournes? No way.....", Kazuya replied, crossing his arms over his chest.
Jun smiled and said, "Oh, come on! You always complain that our lives would be better for TV than 'Those f*cking brits'...."
"Oh, God, Mom.....! You actually cursed!", Kajin screamed, looking to the Executive. "We'll do it!"
Jin raised an eyebrow and asked, "Do you want to have your life filmed, Kajin?"
"Yeah! If it makes Mom say those words, then I'll have nude pics of me posted on a website!", Kajin said, giggling. Hwoarang, who stayed in the same house as the family, looked to Kajin, his eyes wide.
"I wouldn't mind taking those pics!", he said. Even before the whole word 'pics' could come out, a chair met with the back of his head, thrown by an extremely angry Kazuya.
"Touch, or even LOOK at my daughter's nude body and I'll make you wish that Baek had gouged out your f*cking eyes!"
Hwoarang, peeked up from being planted face first into the plush, emerald green carpeting of the Family Room and said, "....g... gomen nasai...", before passing out completely.
The Executive smiled and looked to the half-Transformed fighter and asked, "It's a deal?"
"YES! JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!", Kazuya screamed, and the man in the suit scuffled out, not looking back as Kazuya began to beat the living crap out of the Korean while Jun tried to reason with him.
'This is going to be a long season.... I just hope that man doesn't decide to kill someone....', the Executive thought, thanking God that he had left the papers there and got out while he still had his life.
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Tell me what you think so far! Funny? Not funny? Good idea, or does it suck ass? Flames welcomed, though they will be posted on my Website, for all my followers to laugh and point at. - Rinoa
www.geocities.com/telawen/ - website
IxXxIRinoaIxXxI - AIM