This is a parody of the song by Sir Mix-A-Lot, "I Like Big Butts". The
singer's name (for THIS, not the original song) is Sir Digs-A-Lot, and
archeologist/poser rapper.
Disclaimer: I am not Sir Mix-A-Lot, nor am I the writer, and I hope nobody actually thought that! I just made this up, and it's really stupid. But, still, either way, please R&R!
(Intro) Oh my God, sugar, look at those bones!
It's just so big, It look, like,
Something from a Paramount movie.
But, y'know, who understands Paramount, anywayz?
They only makes those movies, cause,
they're total paranoids, okay?
I mean, that thigh's so, so, big!
I can't believe it's so round, it's like,
Out there, I mean, wow, look!
It's just so.gigantic!
(Sir Digs-A-Lot)
I like big bones and I don't know why
The other guys just can't deny
That when we find a dinosaur with a tiny waist
and a big 'ol skull for a face
You know you're proud, wanna pull it up
'Cause you notice that your chest was puffed out
Way back in the Mesozoic Era, there's skin it's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop learning
Oh baby, I wanna get 'cha
And imagine you back in the Mesozoic Era
My parents tried to warn me
But your weak bones got makes me so worried
Ooh, Gift-O-White-Bone
You say you wanna go back in ground?
Well, oh my, oh my
I just ain't that average chum
I've seen them prancin'
And dancin'
But they just can't get in the bet
On that shiny new turbo 'Vett
I'm tired of National Geographic's magazine
Saying your bones aren't the thing
Well, I'll just give 'em the fling
Take an average poser, from the streets
He can't tell you which dinosaur he can beat
Cause he don't got no brains
So, fellas! (Yeah!) So, fellas! (Yeah!)
Do your dinosaurs got that pelvis? (Oh yeah!)
Tell that to N.G.! (Hey, N.G.!) N.G.! (Hey, N.G.!)
Get over here now, N.G.!
I wanna cover story!
(Parents)
He wants front page!
(Sir Digs-A-Lot)
I like 'em white, and big
Just when I'm gonna go out to do a school gig
I always start to drool,
I could fill a pool
SO why don't I just go out there?
I ain't talking about a public dig,
But a private jig
I like the bones thick and pearly
Once they must have been so, so juicy
Find a cop, on the double
'Cause Digs-A-Lot's in trouble
I just want another big bone
So I'm diggin' in rocks, block-free sand dunes smelling' like camels
You can have them camels
I'll keep my bones like those o'er there
A word to the thick bones, I wanna get ya
I won't scratch or snap ya
But I gotta be straight that I might drool on ya
Till we get to Dawn Co
I'll scrub you clean
A lot of homies won't like this song
'Cause them don't know how to find one
But I'd rather stay and play
My little scavenger hunt game
'Cause I'm tan and I'm strong
I touch and know Mother Nature
Say, bones (.) Say, bones (.)
Do you want me to get a Viper? (.)
Then turn on a light and show it off
Not even Will Smith will dare to cough
You're so white!
You're so white!
Baby, when it comes to bone, chickens ain't even got something,
to do in my fraction 2001 A.D.? Hah! My bone full blown from 19590 B.C.!
(Sir Digs-A-Lot)
So your bone is as cool a Honda, lookin' as smooth as a polished gem
But a gem ain't got nothing like a pearl in the back of a clam's phlegm
My newest archeological dig don't want none trash
Unless you've got those bones,
Veto's gonna make you a crash
You can have side burns or even N.G.,
But please don't follow me
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the bone ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pick it up quick to retrieve it
So a turkey bone says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your thigh is small and your pelvis is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
A report on digging
'Cause nobody knows just how it's done!
Give me a sista, I can't resist it
That calcium and greens didn't miss you
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his dig sites are on my list
He had a team but I chose to dig
It was a close call, but he was a pig
So ladies and gents, if a bone is found,
And you want a few thousands bucks thrown at you,
Dial 1-900-DIGSALOT
And protect them special bones
'Cause bones just are my thang!
OK, that's it. What do you think? Please Read it, and then review. I hope that you like it! Even if you hated it, review anyway!
Disclaimer: I am not Sir Mix-A-Lot, nor am I the writer, and I hope nobody actually thought that! I just made this up, and it's really stupid. But, still, either way, please R&R!
(Intro) Oh my God, sugar, look at those bones!
It's just so big, It look, like,
Something from a Paramount movie.
But, y'know, who understands Paramount, anywayz?
They only makes those movies, cause,
they're total paranoids, okay?
I mean, that thigh's so, so, big!
I can't believe it's so round, it's like,
Out there, I mean, wow, look!
It's just so.gigantic!
(Sir Digs-A-Lot)
I like big bones and I don't know why
The other guys just can't deny
That when we find a dinosaur with a tiny waist
and a big 'ol skull for a face
You know you're proud, wanna pull it up
'Cause you notice that your chest was puffed out
Way back in the Mesozoic Era, there's skin it's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop learning
Oh baby, I wanna get 'cha
And imagine you back in the Mesozoic Era
My parents tried to warn me
But your weak bones got makes me so worried
Ooh, Gift-O-White-Bone
You say you wanna go back in ground?
Well, oh my, oh my
I just ain't that average chum
I've seen them prancin'
And dancin'
But they just can't get in the bet
On that shiny new turbo 'Vett
I'm tired of National Geographic's magazine
Saying your bones aren't the thing
Well, I'll just give 'em the fling
Take an average poser, from the streets
He can't tell you which dinosaur he can beat
Cause he don't got no brains
So, fellas! (Yeah!) So, fellas! (Yeah!)
Do your dinosaurs got that pelvis? (Oh yeah!)
Tell that to N.G.! (Hey, N.G.!) N.G.! (Hey, N.G.!)
Get over here now, N.G.!
I wanna cover story!
(Parents)
He wants front page!
(Sir Digs-A-Lot)
I like 'em white, and big
Just when I'm gonna go out to do a school gig
I always start to drool,
I could fill a pool
SO why don't I just go out there?
I ain't talking about a public dig,
But a private jig
I like the bones thick and pearly
Once they must have been so, so juicy
Find a cop, on the double
'Cause Digs-A-Lot's in trouble
I just want another big bone
So I'm diggin' in rocks, block-free sand dunes smelling' like camels
You can have them camels
I'll keep my bones like those o'er there
A word to the thick bones, I wanna get ya
I won't scratch or snap ya
But I gotta be straight that I might drool on ya
Till we get to Dawn Co
I'll scrub you clean
A lot of homies won't like this song
'Cause them don't know how to find one
But I'd rather stay and play
My little scavenger hunt game
'Cause I'm tan and I'm strong
I touch and know Mother Nature
Say, bones (.) Say, bones (.)
Do you want me to get a Viper? (.)
Then turn on a light and show it off
Not even Will Smith will dare to cough
You're so white!
You're so white!
Baby, when it comes to bone, chickens ain't even got something,
to do in my fraction 2001 A.D.? Hah! My bone full blown from 19590 B.C.!
(Sir Digs-A-Lot)
So your bone is as cool a Honda, lookin' as smooth as a polished gem
But a gem ain't got nothing like a pearl in the back of a clam's phlegm
My newest archeological dig don't want none trash
Unless you've got those bones,
Veto's gonna make you a crash
You can have side burns or even N.G.,
But please don't follow me
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the bone ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pick it up quick to retrieve it
So a turkey bone says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your thigh is small and your pelvis is kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
A report on digging
'Cause nobody knows just how it's done!
Give me a sista, I can't resist it
That calcium and greens didn't miss you
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause his dig sites are on my list
He had a team but I chose to dig
It was a close call, but he was a pig
So ladies and gents, if a bone is found,
And you want a few thousands bucks thrown at you,
Dial 1-900-DIGSALOT
And protect them special bones
'Cause bones just are my thang!
OK, that's it. What do you think? Please Read it, and then review. I hope that you like it! Even if you hated it, review anyway!