26 things NOT to do at Muggle school

by Maeve-Juniper

Having been a Squib raised in the wizarding world her whole life, Elizabeth Lawson has made a list of things that she may or may not have done at Muggle school that maybe she should not have. OC from: My Brother's Keeper. Turned into drabbles thanks to advice from That One Eccedentesiast

1. Chapter 1

Although the first chapter is given in list form, the following chapters will be scenarios in which Elizabeth has actually done these things, but would probably never admit to.

1. Accidentally call other students Muggles

2. Ask if there is a house cup according to grade levels

3. Ask how to get house points for said cup

4. Ask how teams are divided if there are no houses

5. Tap paintings when you think no one else is around, somewhat expecting they'll start moving

6. Assume that there are dungeons

7. Ask teachers if there are classes in said dungeons

8. Ask what punishments the caretaker will give out to misbehaving students

9. Assume that there is a cat who will tell administration if they see anyone breaking the rules

10. Bang a calculator around until it starts working

11. Ask other students exactly how to play every recess game

12. Subtly ask if there, hypothetically, would be a rule against students using a lucky potion before writing any tests.

13. Call any form of test or exam an OWL or NEWT

14. Subtly ask if there, hypothetically, would be a rule against students using invisibility cloaks to see exams as teachers are making them up

15. Assume that there is a class to take care of ordinary creatures

16. Assume that there is a class on Ancient Runes, as technically Muggles are allowed to see them

17. Use Exploding Snaps just to see what the reactions would be

18. Give other students the worst kinds of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans just to see what the reactions would be

19. Assume all other students would also read the newspaper

20. Assume that all other students would have an interest in the politics of the Muggle world

21. Openly state that a resistance group would probably solve all of the Muggle world's problems

22. Ask students who exactly in the school is considered the most intelligent one of their age

23. Try implying that any other student is not quite as bright having grown up in the Muggle world

24. Or speaking to them more slowly because of it

25. Ask why there is no choir featuring frogs

26. Accidentally make references to Harry Potter or any other famous wizard

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A/N:

I do suggest reading My Brother's Keeper along with this but it's not required or anything. Also please review, I'll give you lots of internet hugs and cookies! Sorry if anything sticks out as particularly non-British, I am a mere Canadian who tries hard and makes Google my friend.