Well, I lied. This first one is a twoshot. LOLS! I'm so damned sneaky.

Tiz and the Colorful Capture

I had been wondering as of late, if there were any Irken females on the entire planet other then the one I had bagged. Everyday I just seemed to pass unmanageable amounts of males, male engineers, male doctors, and male masses. Every time there was a call or request to Tak it was a male's voice on the receiver. I was beginning to believe that females such as Tak, where a glitch in the system. An anomaly and as a wise man once said, "too weird to live, too rare to die."

And here she was now that miraculous mutation, down on her knees in reverence to me, or something like that. Sucking at my cock like she was could siphon the elixir of life out of it.

"Christ Tak!"

"Shh.." she hissed. "You know I'm supposes to be in a meeting! Now cum this instance or don't cum at all!"

Her ultimatum left me petrified. Mainly because I knew the depths of her cruelty, and leaving me here with a mad case of blue balls was not beyond it. I gripped the back of my chair and prepared for the onslaught, "then do it like you mean it."

She looked up at me, eyes turgid with indignation. "Asshole," she harrumphed before downing my member.

That's what I was talking about. The last twenty minutes were nothing compared to this. Angry fellatio is the best, don't let anyone save a dickless man tell you otherwise.

"UH!" I had meant to warn her but her hand was too fast. She silenced me so I moaned into her palm. I repaid her little kinky favor by grabbing both her antennae. Lucky for her and of course me, Irkens aren't born with gag reflexes.

I came hard, I always do. And not just because of the whole saliva thing, though that definitely helps, but because she is always so involved and masterful. The way she swallows every drop, making sure to leech as much orgasm from my body as she can before my head hits the floor. Before I pass out into a sex induced coma. Sometimes I'm out for hours or so she tells me.

I look down and I'm still cumming so she's still swallowing. It's quit impressive. I can see it now; her stomach dissenting from the tremendous amounts of ejaculation, the confused look on a doctor's face when they pump her stomach and find seven pounds of my semen in it. If it was at all possible to get pregnant from a blowjob, she would be the first to know.

I breathe for the first time in several minutes and bask in my own afterglow, "goddamn Tak you're the best."

"I know," confident little thing. She wipes away the last string of jizz and says, "You're drooling."

Ouch, sensitive subject. I rubbed my jaw and can feel it popping into and out of its fossa. If her damned doctors knew how to fix a human jaw properly then this would not be the case, though I can't say human doctors did any better. I wouldn't drool so uncontrollably or talk like a nerdy hillbilly. I told her so.

"I've told you, our doctors are the best around. If they can't fix it, no one can."

Everything is so black and white with this girl. On some subjects, there is no dissuading her. Irks unquestionable superiority in all things is one such topic. I know I can't win and grumble my response.

She giggled, a light giggle, one that shoots straight into my brainstem and directly affects my breathing, "don't worry about it. I like it, it's endearing. The way you drool when I suck you off." Such crass words from a dignified and absurdly pretty mouth. "Or when your eyes roll back in your head, I love that. But my favorite," she straddled me, working her way up into another sexual frenzy, "is the way you call my name, like you don't even realize you're saying it."

Insatiable. But why should I complain? Most guys would give their left lobe for a partner with just an iota of Tak's libido. I only had to sacrifice a few years of sanity. Which, in my professional opinion, is a fair and above all, practical trade.

To top if all off this was a mating year.

She kissed me and rolled her lap into my mine. Fuck, I was hard again. My refractory period had adapted to my lover's high demands. Seriously I must only ever be flaccid while I'm sleeping.

Maybe I should tell her about the meeting she is now most certainly late for before she becomes even later?

"Dib…" I tongued her neck and nibbled that pouty lip. Why is she so gorgeous? Natural and easy to love?

"Do you know what time it is?" I was going to finish that sentence with Rape time, and throw her to the ground on which I would ravage her helpless body savagely. She interrupted me before I could.

"Oh shit you're right! We're late!"

"What do you mean 'we're'?"

"You have an appointment too. Don't you remember?"

I honestly didn't. She turned around, bending over and hoisting her ass into my bare pelvis. I hissed out my appreciation and grabbed her hips like they might disappear.

"Down boy, I'm just lacing my boots." She winked at me.

Oh merciless mother of cock-teasing, "you don't have to…ugh…really go, do you?"

She lifted herself, forcing her back to my chest. I dipped my hand between her thighs and tugged at the corners of her mouth, "please?" And then I pulled the low blow. The one thing I knew she could never resist, the one thing that would bring her defenses down to zero. In moments she would be putty in my sadistic hands.

I caught the length of her antennae in my mouth and sucked hard. Taking it down my throat I made swallowing motions to massage all of it. Don't ask me how I learned to deep throat, because I won't tell you. Just know that it comes in handy when one of your lovers' three most sensitive areas is long and phallic.

"Oh Dib…," she arched her back, gripped my neck, and gyrated like a go go. Seriously she missed her calling. "Stop…."

"Nu-uh," I managed to gurgle out.

Tak 's hand wondered up my neck, this seemed suspicious. Normally she just brainlessly fingered today she had a purpose.

"GAAAAH! She shoved her long pointed index finger into my main outlet, the one at the base of my neck. Instinctively I dipped away from the discomfort, my eyes crossing.

"Okay, okay I'll stop!" My whole left side was tingling in a seizure like way, threatening to loose feeling forever. What an impossibly foul sensation, "shit!" I all but dropped her.

"Hee."

"Damn," I waited for my eyes to focus, as I nervously popped my jaw in large circular motions. Making an 'ah' with my mouth as I did so often unconsciously. I pulled my pants back up, not too proud to admit defeat. She would get hers'. She would get hers' so good. She always did.

I eyed her unsettled, "so, what was this appointment I didn't know I had?"

"It's for the engineer. She's going to give you a Pak."

"Really, you talked them into letting me, huh?"

"Yes, however, we've never installed a Pak on anything other then an Irken. This could get dangerous. Are you absolutely positive that you want to go through the procedure?"

"Oh, yes." I thought of those awesome spider legs sprouting out from my back whenever I willed them.

"Well, you know where they are, and I best be going so see ya." She pecked me lightly on the cheek, probably not wanting to get me, or herself, bothered all over again.

I stole another kiss before she turned around, right on the lips. She didn't protest, but she didn't linger either, "I have to go now, Dib!" This conversation was over.

She opened the door to the bedroom and then jumped back, "Tiz! Jesus you scared me. I was just about to send him your way."

I couldn't see who Tak was talking to, where was she? I looked down and was severely startled.

Smiling up at me was a small, very small Irken. She had green eyes on top of the green skin, if it hadn't been for the red dress and the standard yellow jacket of the engineer I wouldn't have seen her at all. Her, that's right there was finally a second confirmed female on the Massive.

"Hello," she was still smiling deviously. She'd seen Tak and I suck fuck hadn't she? I could tell, she had been there behind that door, watching. She had a knowing air in her gaze that told me she had seen me penetrate Tak's orifice with my throbbing organ. Oh, how vulgar. It made me uncomfortable to my trembling core.

"Hi," I stiffly replied, hiding behind Tak like she could save me from the evil omnipotent stare.

"Follow me please."

I frowned over at Tak who met my seething suspicion with an entirely humorless look, "I promise she didn't see anything." She knew my paranoid tendencies all too well.

"If you say so," I followed Tiz.

"So what are we doing today?" I had to make normal conversation, take her mind off the vulgar display of carnal lust she had just witnessed. The kind that was completely unheard of on her planet. That is until I came along and sullied things up.

"Just a few routine procedures, to ready your body for the new addition," she grinned that grin again and laced her fingers.

"Oh," I was unsettled.

Tiz opened the engineer room with a pass code and then ushered me through. The room was huge, made to fit hundreds and at some point in time the size had been necessary. However now there was only Tiz and me, a jubilee of computers, some strange wires attached here and there, several chairs and more then both our fair share of empty space.

She turned to me, "Take off your shirt."

"What?"

"Do as I say.'

This ship would be a submissive mans' dream. But me being one to do more then question authority, hell I usually led the revolt, I was hesitant.

"I need to see those outlets of yours. Aren't they all across your body?"

How the hell did she know? The menacing feeling was rising up like bile once again, hard and acidic, "yes."

She smirked, "then take off your shirt."

I nodded, dumbly then pulled it off. I'd never felt so exploited.

Her eyes wondered in an almost pornographic way up and down my skin, tracing the lines of it with her eyes. In reality she might have just been slowly examining my metal holes, but her gaze betrayed more then just a scientist curiosity. After taking in all she could while still under the guise of science, she reached out a hand. A fist hit my stomach, not hard just a sort of shove. Then her fingers splayed open, each one dragged against the curve of my stomach and then she hooked her fingers into the belt loops of my pants.

"Come here and sit down."

"Uh-huh." My pulse was quickening and despite how terrified I was I couldn't help but be likewise intrigued. How strong these mating urges were!

I mentally slapped myself and contemplated actually doing it to. I had to remain calm and in control if I were to make it out of here with my integrity intact.

"Sit here?" I asked as I did.

"Yup now sit still." Tiz walked around behind me. "These are the two that we will be attaching the Pak to."

"Well, okay."

"Hmm," Tiz stuck a very forceful finger into my outlet.

I hissed and I could've sworn I heard her laugh. After that I wasn't sure what she was doing. I didn't feel anything, but she continued to pull tool after tool from a suitcase. She was prodding but after that initial discomfort it was if she wasn't there at all.

"Okay!" She said this so suddenly I nearly had a heart attack. I guess I had drifted off.

"This won't be as hard as I initially thought. In fact it's a very simple operation. It seems someone clumsily removed an input cable from these. Nothing internally needs to be changed; I can modify the cables of the Pak to fit you very easily."

"Really? Oh my god that's amazing."

"Oh my who?"

"No one." I laughed, "are you sure? I mean, is that really all?"

"Are you doubting my abilities, Sir?"

"No… no… I just… can I go now?"

"Not quite yet first I need to make cast of these outlets on your back."

I gulped, "this is going to hurt isn't it?"

Tiz just smiled at me.

The first attempt at casting I flubbed when I jumped. I hadn't expected it to be that hot. After that Tiz was forced to sedate me to keep me from flinching. I don't want to feel like an asshole or a narcissus, but it seemed that sometime during my trip she took a little time to wrap her legs around my waist. And then I swear I felt the groove of Tiz's center, gyrated almost deliberately against the seam of my pants, making them tight. What was she doing and how did she know how to do it so well? The worst part was her face, that smile coupled with that wicked glint as she pulled the hardened rubber slowly enough from my body to make me want to scream, but I couldn't. I was gone, truly gone fishing.

Three hours later the pain subsided and then was no more, that's when I came to.

"Alright you can go now. But I'll need you back this time tomorrow," Tiz pointed her finger at me to seal the date. Then she dismissed me with a definitive little wag of that same finger.

My head ached something awful. I couldn't talk and to exert the effort might mean certain death. I just grunted something unintelligible and assumed that would suffice.


I went to my room, and found Tak waiting for me. Normally at this time of night she was off doing something constructive while I slept like a log. Tonight she was preoccupied with something much more pressing, apparently our relationship.

"You were gone along time."

"Jesus tell me about it." I fingered my temples as the thought of what I'd just endured rose to the immediate surface.

"With… with another female."

Her tone was what made me look up. Her eyes were filled with a fragile tinge of jealously. Old wounds that had never been hers, but rather all of womandoms, opened with intuitiveness that if channeled could be the downfall of all humanity.

"Oh, please Tak. I would never, have I ever given you reason to come to such a conclusion?"

She crossed her arms at this.

"I love you sweetheart. Please don't think ill of me."

Tak looked up and surrendered, "I don't."

"Alright," I kissed her cheek. "Want to rock me to sleep? The things I've endured in my lifetime, no sane man would be able to sleep with my memories, racing through their brains." I said this as I pulled back my blankets.

Tak smiled listlessly, "please, whiner." She cuddled up next to me anyway, giggling as she did so.


The first thing she did was grab my dick, a very forward move that let me know she was not just yet ready to let me sleep.

"Ooh, Tak," I pulled her to me as she made her way up my body. Our lips connected, "what are you doing?" I asked playfully.

"I'm horny. I want you to fix this."

I smiled, how could I not oblige such a request? I switched our positions so that I was dominate, "what would you like me to do?"

"I want you to stick this," a hard tug on my manhood. "In me."

"Um, actual intercourse?" it was always difficult to pull off. Every previous attempt had left me either extremely sick, her extremely hurt, or both of us nearly dead.

"Uh-huh." She bit her bottom lip, "we'll just be careful. You pull out every now and then, when you begin to feel ill." This would be hard seeing as how the drug made me crazy and my only goal in life to cum in her as many times as humanly possible.

None-the-less, she didn't have to tell me twice. I was already sucking on her small, fleshy mounds that might have actually held a function as breast once. Her hands clasped down around my ears where she held me in place for a few seconds, until she grew bored of that and pulled my face to hers.

Her tongue snaked its way around my ear and neck. She whispered raunchy little nothings into my head like, "fuck me hard Dib." and "I want your cock in me." I excited her with my old antennae sucking trick, which of course always drove her mad.

I was delirious with lust after only five minutes of her torture. I sat upright and spread her legs about my waist then yanked her lap to mine. We were perfectly positioned, all I would need to do was thrust forward and the penetration would be perpetrated. But I knew how this could hurt her, so I lifted her hips by wrapping an arm around her. The other hand I held her head with.

"Bite my shoulder if you have to." I knew I would be biting hers to keep my screams in. "And if it hurts too badly just tell me."

Tak nodded her head and then shut her eyes. She was so brave and determined. She would do anything to get what she wanted, which right now, just so happened to be my hot load. Lucky me, I thought. Then bam, penetration perpetrated.

Somewhere between her fourth orgasm and what was to be my third and most intense, I began to feel very fuzzy. But I couldn't, wouldn't spoil this moment for myself. The heat and pressure was threatening to tear me apart if it couldn't be satisfied. So, I kept going. Until my eyes were so fuzzy that it was like looking out though an unfocused lens, but there was one thing I could see, other then Tak's beautiful face lightened up with unadulterated pleasure. There was a certain stream of light that had not been there before. From an open door one I had been sure I'd locked. Before blacking out, I looked up from our connection and saw in the illuminated sliver of a doorway a green eyed smiling face.