Disclaimer: This is AMEYS second fic. NOT AMIE! NOT AMI! but AMEY!AND THERE
IS NO DAMN AMY CUZ SHE QUIT YES SHE DID! get it? got it? good! I dont own
punkd..or Ashton Kutcher(if i did then i would be a happy little sp0rk, yes
i would) or any ff charcter. However. I DO own Amey and my sistahs Ami and
Amie own themselves.(we might have a friend do it too and we own him o.0)
anyway! ON WIF TEH FIC!
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Ashton Kutcher: Hey! and welcome to pun---gets whacked in the head with a baseball bat by some random guy- -Guy also whacks the whole cast in the head- Random Guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! -policemen come and arrest the guy- Guy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-goes looney while theyre taking him to the police car- -Ashton gets rushed to the hospital-
*******2 WEEKS LATER******* -Ashton and whole cast die from braindead-ness- Producer guy: -in hospital after they just found out about Ashtons death- Oh Great! Now we need a new host!
Other Producer guy: Hey! look! -points to some girl with orangeish amber hair and is wearing a dark blue tank top and baggy black pants- She'd make a good host!
First producer guy: Hmm..... Hey you! kid -signals girl to come- What's your name?
Girl: My names Amey...why?
Producer Guy 2: What were you doing here?
Amey: Brain surgery I ran into a wall and my brain fell out of place....
Producer Guy 1: o.o;; Do you wan--
Amey: NO! I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR DAMN CANDY!
Producer Guy 2: mattaku!!-_-(good greif in japanese) He was gonna say would you like to be the new host of the hit tv show Punkd on mtv?
Amey: BOY GEE HOWDY WOULD I!! but ashton owns it ;-;
Producer guy 1: (Not any more he dont)^_^;; well uhhh...he sorta...died....LONG STORY! DONT ASK!!!
Amey: What the hell have you been smoking?? Are you in here because you are permanitly high or something and this other person had to rush yu to the hospital before you go out in public and start singing I AM THE WALRUS!!! KOOKOOKACHU!!!!...?
Both producers:...nani? o.o;; -both exchange looks- shes weird like Ashton.....SHES PERFECT!!!
Amey:...wah?
Producer 1: HE DID SO DIE!!!! -death certificate pops out of nowhere- SEE!?!? -shows it to her-
Amey: -grabs it and examines it- hmmm............-sees a stretcher come by with blanket covering a dead body over it but the blanket is too long and it gets caught in the wheel of the stretcher thing and it falls off reveiling Ashtons dead body- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!
Producer2:.....wah the hell does that have to do with virginity? -whispering to producer 1- I wonder is SHES been smoking anything....
Amey: I HEARD THAT! -flips the guy off-
Producer 1:...er....so whaddya say?
Amey: -thinks for a moment-........FINE!
Both Producers: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Amey: OH....but one more thing....IT HAS TO BE FINAL FANTASY PUNKD OR I WONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Producers: o.o......okie dokie! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\ Anyway....^_^;; thats how Amey became the new producer of punkd! NOW ON WITH TEH SHOW!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- Amey: AND WELCOME TOOOOO FINAL FANTASY PUNKD!!!! HEEEEE!!!! Okay! Now, someone has called in to tell us that Zidane(from ff9) is at a bar. So we hurried and sent in Quistis (from ff8) to come in and hit on him. (Note: This takes place AFTER both games are made and Zidane is King of Alexandria or whatever. but hes married to garnet. ^_^)
Quistis: -comes in and finds a seat next to Zidane and sits down- Hey baby. Zidane: o.o havent I seen you before? Quistis: In your dreams maybe, I know I've seen you in mine. -winks- Zidane:..er....is there something in your eye? Quistis: Just you.....-stares- Zidane: nani? is there something on my face? Quistis: No.....but i have a feeling my lipstick will be. Zidane: -blinks- Quitis: Come on, you plus me plus whip times bed equals fun! Zidane:....WAH?!?! Hey i would gladly jump at the offer but sadly i'm happily married. Quistis: If you wont tell, I wont. Zidane: -blinks- -_- you really have a whip? -gets a lil excited- Quistis: Yup! Want me to try it out? Zidane: Umm.....? AHHHH!!!!! -starts running out of the bar when Amey is standing at the door- Amey: Grins....HAHAH!!! YOUVE BEEN FF PUNKD!!!!!! Zidane: -sigh of releif- DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! -flips off the camera and starts cracking up-
(eee. pretty sucky for a first chapter but i REALLY have to go! BTW REQUEST A PUNKD STUNT!!!!! THAT MEANS IF YU REVEIW AND PUT SOMETHING YU WANT US TO DO! WE'LL DO IT!!!! so please request something for us to do cuz i have no ideas. BUT IF YU REVEIW I PROMISE ALL THE REST WILL BE BETTER CUZ I HAVE TO GO NOW!!-waves- BYE!!!!)
Ashton Kutcher: Hey! and welcome to pun---gets whacked in the head with a baseball bat by some random guy- -Guy also whacks the whole cast in the head- Random Guy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!! -policemen come and arrest the guy- Guy: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-goes looney while theyre taking him to the police car- -Ashton gets rushed to the hospital-
*******2 WEEKS LATER******* -Ashton and whole cast die from braindead-ness- Producer guy: -in hospital after they just found out about Ashtons death- Oh Great! Now we need a new host!
Other Producer guy: Hey! look! -points to some girl with orangeish amber hair and is wearing a dark blue tank top and baggy black pants- She'd make a good host!
First producer guy: Hmm..... Hey you! kid -signals girl to come- What's your name?
Girl: My names Amey...why?
Producer Guy 2: What were you doing here?
Amey: Brain surgery I ran into a wall and my brain fell out of place....
Producer Guy 1: o.o;; Do you wan--
Amey: NO! I DONT WANT ANY OF YOUR DAMN CANDY!
Producer Guy 2: mattaku!!-_-(good greif in japanese) He was gonna say would you like to be the new host of the hit tv show Punkd on mtv?
Amey: BOY GEE HOWDY WOULD I!! but ashton owns it ;-;
Producer guy 1: (Not any more he dont)^_^;; well uhhh...he sorta...died....LONG STORY! DONT ASK!!!
Amey: What the hell have you been smoking?? Are you in here because you are permanitly high or something and this other person had to rush yu to the hospital before you go out in public and start singing I AM THE WALRUS!!! KOOKOOKACHU!!!!...?
Both producers:...nani? o.o;; -both exchange looks- shes weird like Ashton.....SHES PERFECT!!!
Amey:...wah?
Producer 1: HE DID SO DIE!!!! -death certificate pops out of nowhere- SEE!?!? -shows it to her-
Amey: -grabs it and examines it- hmmm............-sees a stretcher come by with blanket covering a dead body over it but the blanket is too long and it gets caught in the wheel of the stretcher thing and it falls off reveiling Ashtons dead body- AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!
Producer2:.....wah the hell does that have to do with virginity? -whispering to producer 1- I wonder is SHES been smoking anything....
Amey: I HEARD THAT! -flips the guy off-
Producer 1:...er....so whaddya say?
Amey: -thinks for a moment-........FINE!
Both Producers: YAY!!!!!!!!!
Amey: OH....but one more thing....IT HAS TO BE FINAL FANTASY PUNKD OR I WONT DO IT!!!!!!!!!
Producers: o.o......okie dokie! /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ /\/\ Anyway....^_^;; thats how Amey became the new producer of punkd! NOW ON WITH TEH SHOW!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------- Amey: AND WELCOME TOOOOO FINAL FANTASY PUNKD!!!! HEEEEE!!!! Okay! Now, someone has called in to tell us that Zidane(from ff9) is at a bar. So we hurried and sent in Quistis (from ff8) to come in and hit on him. (Note: This takes place AFTER both games are made and Zidane is King of Alexandria or whatever. but hes married to garnet. ^_^)
Quistis: -comes in and finds a seat next to Zidane and sits down- Hey baby. Zidane: o.o havent I seen you before? Quistis: In your dreams maybe, I know I've seen you in mine. -winks- Zidane:..er....is there something in your eye? Quistis: Just you.....-stares- Zidane: nani? is there something on my face? Quistis: No.....but i have a feeling my lipstick will be. Zidane: -blinks- Quitis: Come on, you plus me plus whip times bed equals fun! Zidane:....WAH?!?! Hey i would gladly jump at the offer but sadly i'm happily married. Quistis: If you wont tell, I wont. Zidane: -blinks- -_- you really have a whip? -gets a lil excited- Quistis: Yup! Want me to try it out? Zidane: Umm.....? AHHHH!!!!! -starts running out of the bar when Amey is standing at the door- Amey: Grins....HAHAH!!! YOUVE BEEN FF PUNKD!!!!!! Zidane: -sigh of releif- DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!! -flips off the camera and starts cracking up-
(eee. pretty sucky for a first chapter but i REALLY have to go! BTW REQUEST A PUNKD STUNT!!!!! THAT MEANS IF YU REVEIW AND PUT SOMETHING YU WANT US TO DO! WE'LL DO IT!!!! so please request something for us to do cuz i have no ideas. BUT IF YU REVEIW I PROMISE ALL THE REST WILL BE BETTER CUZ I HAVE TO GO NOW!!-waves- BYE!!!!)