Itty bitty Cheshire Kitty
Think your smiles are oh so witty
And that skirts are very pretty
On a lovely little lass
Ratty tatty little catty
Call yourself so very batty
While you are so nice and chatty
Does she think your comments crass?
Alice, Alice, filled with malice
Can't you take a joke, my love?
And maybe let me hold your glove?
Or hand beneath, oh graceful dove?
Mean, keen, so obscene
Monstrous kit with eyes of green
Against my shoulder, stop to lean
Or else I shall give you a shove
So cruel, my heart!
So sharp, your claws!
So harsh, sweet tart!
So wide, your jaws!
So soft, your fur
Like silk, your hair
And sweet, your purr
That voice, so fair
Itty bitty Cheshire Kitty
Alice loves those smiles so witty
You find skirts, now not so pretty
When, without her, line the floor.