A/N: My first crackfic! YAY!
Credit for the idea goes to Sir Julius.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto Shippuden.
"Sasoriiiiiii! Deidaraaaaaaaaa!" someone yelled. "Leader-Sama needs you guys in his offiiiiiiiice!"
Deidara groaned and looked up from his ball of clay. He frowned as Tobi crashed through the wall, spraying fragments of wood all over the room as a consequence.
". . . Tobi, you're going to fix this," Deidara stated, his left eye twitching.
The masked nin whimpered and got on his knees. He picked up a wood fragment and held it up to Deidara's unamused face.
"Tobi's a good boy, but he doesn't know how to fix this, Senpai! He doesn't! Honest!"
Deidara smiled.
"You will fix it . . . or else," the blonde said, reaching over and opening the closet to reveal various bottles of multi-colored liquids. "These are Danna's poisons. You wouldn't want them to end up in your food, right?" He laughed loudly as Tobi started to cry and then Deidara left his room, heading towards Pein's office.
Moments later, Sasori walked in his room and was met by Tobi trying to super glue the wall back into place.
"Err . . . you called, Tobi?" Sasori asked tentatively.
"Yes, Sasori! Please go to Pein's office!" Tobi yelled.
"Alright," the Akasuna said. He turned to leave but was stopped by Tobi attaching himself to his leg.
"Sasori, Tobi's a good boy! Please hide your poisons! Pretty please with Deidara-Senpai on top!"
Sasori stared at Tobi, his expression somewhat angry, detached his leg from his body, and began hopping to Pein's office. He could retrieve his leg later.