Challenge Word: Slip
A/N1: I was going to skip the E/O Challenge for a week or two because I have something special planned for my 50th post. But how could I pass up on a chance to write birthday drabbles for two (now three) of my drabble friends?
A/N2: ETA - I forgot to say that this is a sequel to "Little Sammy Sasquatch", "The Music Makes the Man", "Morning Star", and "Pie Hole", but you don't have to read those to appreciate this one.
A/N3: Dizzo requested some good rollicking Dean fun: hurty fun, humiliating fun, happy fun, pranky fun, any kind of Dean fun! You asked for pranky fun, you got pranky fun! Yay! Happy Birthday, Dizzo!
"What? NO!" Sam shuddered, tossing his phone on the table in disgust. "I've been getting calls like that all day."
"Like what?" Dean asked, his eyes slipping from the computer screen to shine mischievously at Sam.
Sam shifted uncomfortably. "Date offers... from... guys."
"Yeah? Well Sammy, with your flowing locks, they probably thought you were a girl."
"Haha. Seriously, Dean."
Dean grinned. "I think I can shed some light..." He swung the laptop around. The screen displayed a dating chat-board for same-sex couples. Sam sputtered angrily. A post titled "Metro Male Seeks Same" included Sam's face-shot and phone number.
"Gotcha."