Basic Info- Allen 18. Lenalee 19. Kanda & Lavi 21. All of which are attending College.

xXx equals a time space breaker.

Warnings: Swearing, lots of it. ;D

Disclaimer: "I do not own the mighty Man.

xXx

"Yuu, you coming?" Lavi said loud enough so that people in the car park actually turned to look.

"Shut the fuck up! Don't call me that!" Kanda's fist clenched as a warning.

"Whoa calm down, lighten up." Lavi raised his hands in mock surrender.

"Humph."

"Come on you promised you'd go to that Cafe with me!"

"The one where that Asian girl with pigtails works at. Pervert."

"Hey I'm not a pervert! It's not my fault that the cafe she works in all the girls dress like maids! We have to go Yuu; it's the only chance I'll probably get to ask for her number! Please Yuu~"

"Stalker... for fuck's sake don't call me that."

Lavi frowned at the word stalker. "If you go, I promise I'll call you Kanda all day. No Yuu business whatsoever."

"Deal."

"YES YES YES YES!" Lavi cried, fist punching the air.

"Get in the car, dipshit." Yelled Kanda from Lavi's shitty red car. Well in Kanda's opinion it was a red bucket of shit. To Lavi, the red convertible was his baby.

Lavi hopped into the driver's seat, "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" He cheered, flinging his arms around Kanda.

"Get the fuck off!" He shoved the jolly red head back. "Drive before I change my mind."

xXx

They pulled up outside a small white cafe. Lavi skipping happily to the door. Kanda trudging behind him slowly.

Inside a man with purple hair, wearing a white beret, greeted them. "Welcome to cafe Black Boots. I'm Komui, Chief of Staff. Seats for two? Allow my lovely sister Lenalee here, to take you to your table.

Lavi's face lighted up like a 100 watt bulb as he merrily followed the girl of his desires.

Kanda glared at the one eyed doofus. Judging by his face this must be the girl. He agreed momentarily that she was rather pretty until he noticed her skirt. If it were any shorter her navel would be on display. Kanda shuddered momentary at the thought.

"Now that you're seated another maid will be here shortly to take your order."Lenalee said pleasantly.

"Can I have you instea~ Ouch!"

Kanda hit him a wack on the arm.

Lenalee chuckled at the red haired boy's expense.

"Hey you laughed. Me and you are so meant for each othe~ Owww! "Lavi cried. Regaining his composure, he looked Kanda dead in the eyes and said casually with a smile," I'm going to strangle you with your pony tail."

"Shut it Captain Perv." Kanda retorted.

Lenalee left much to Lavi's disappointment and moments later a girl wearing a pink maids outfit with a red bow tied around her neck arrived to their table.

"May I take your orrr-" she asked cheerfully until she noticed who was sat at the table. Oh dear God, the pink maid tried not to panic. Kanda and his red haired friend. They went to the same college as her but they where in a different year thanks to being three years older than her. Hopefully they wouldn't recognise her. Although why should they recognise her. After all, she looked like a girl. Her name tag read Alana, and she was wearing very heavy makeup to cover a certain facial scar.

"Order." The pink maid coughed. Kanda stared at the maid. She looked oddly familiar. The white hair seemed to ring a bell, but the person he knew with hair like that was male and had a red scar from above his eyebrow ending just above his chin. Not that Kanda had been staring at that boys face for a long period of time taking in great detail. Of course not.

Slap.

"Did you just touch me, dipshit!"

"Dude, please order something, you've been staring at the maid for like 5 minutes now."

"Soba noodles," Kanda said while glaring at Lavi.

"Sorry but we only serve tea and cakes here." The pink maid apologised, bowing slightly causing her name tag to glint slightly as it caught the light.

"Green tea then." Curse that one eyed bastard for bringing him to a place that didn't serve real food!

"Thank you, your order will be ready soon." The pink maid blushed and walked off in rather clunky pink heels.

"I'll never know how girls walk in shoes like that." Lavi muttered to himself."

"Tranny."

"Shut up, Kanda! By the way, did that maid look familiar to you? Her name tag said Alana, but she looked a lot like that white haired kid at college. The one you called Moyashi. Do you think they're related?"

xXx

"Allen are you alright?" Lenalee asked worriedly at the sight of her white haired friend slumped over the sink in the kitchen in the cafe.

"Why did you send me to that table Lenalee?" He groaned.

"Huh, the one with the flirtatious red head?"

"Yes, and who was sat with him?"

"Who?" She asked dumbly.

"Kanda!"

"Wait, thee Kanda! The one you've had a major crush on for the past year. The one you've talked to a couple of times before, except he never remembers your name."

Allen replied meekly, "Yes that's him."

"Oh Allen this is your chance!"

"Pardon?"

"Leave it up to me!" Her eyes glinting with a plan.

xXx

"How long does it take to make a fucking cup of green tea!"

"Patience, potty mouth."

"Here comes your girl, dipshit."

"Really?" Lavi turned excitedly as Lenalee approached their table.

"Sir, there has been a problem with your order, if would be so kind as to join me in the back please."

"Oh damn, I really sorry!"

"No, no, don't worry, just come with me," Lenalee replied as she forcefully grabbed the apologetic Lavi and dragged him away. Leaving a stunned Kanda, "When the fuck I'm I going to get my tea." He muttered.

xXx

"Right we've got to make this quick. No telling when my brother might pop in."

"Would you go out with me?" Lavi blurted.

"I will." Lavi smiled, cheering mentally. "But on one condition!" His smile faltered.

"Sure, anything."

"You have to get your buddy Kanda to be officially dating my boy here."

"Your boy?" Lavi turned and saw the pink maid standing sheepishly beside the sink. He'd been too busy ogling Lenalee to notice him.

"You're a guy? Wait..." Lavi walked up and stared straight into Allen's eyes. "Say Jolly good."

"Jolly good?" Allen said, his accent ringing loud and true.

"I knew it, your that British boy from college mpph~!" Lavi cried before Lenalee slapped a hand over his mouth.

"Shhh, not so loud, you'll blow our cover. Now do we have a deal?"

"So I get Kanda & Moyashi here together and you'll go out with me?"

Lenalee nodded.

"Yes Yes Yes! Best day ever! Shake on it!" He cried extending his hand. Lenalee happily shook hands.

"DEAL!" They said in unison.

"But hmm what if Kanda's not interested in Moyashi?" Lavi muttered.

"Your problem. Not mine. If you want that date, you'll figure it out. Here's my number," Lenalee handed him a small white business card.

"Lenalee? Darling sister? ~" Komui called.

"Now get out of my kitchen," She smiled sweetly as she shoved the smiling red head out the door.

xXx

Hey thanks for reading. :3

I hope it wasn't too confusing. The pink haired maid, although I referred to as a she at the start is Allen and definitely male. Not femAllen.

Allens maid name is Alana, because Alana is the female version of Alan. xD

Please review and tell me what you think so far.

I'll update soon. :D