sumthing that happened to me before. just exaggerated and modified to sasunaru.
naruto and all the characters do not belong to me. no duh or else.. a lot of stuff would've happened. and like hell i could draw or wutever like that.
"Sasuke..." Naruto yelled.
"What."
"Hee hee give me a hug!!"
"What the hell's wrong with you?" Sasuke asked. Naruto didn't look normal today. I mean, not that he ever did, he just looked worse than usual. If that was possible. Or maybe it was just Sasuke.
Sasuke looked at the creepy blonde boy staring at him.
"No." he said.
"But Sasuke!!!" the blonde boy whined. "I'm lonely!! The friggin bug stole my dog!!!"
i 'Dog? what dog...' /i Sasuke thought. Naruto was beginning to freak him out more than he usually did and Sasuke didn't like it. Was Naruto high or something? Or something he ate.. no, that's not it he's just eating icecream... eww.. what's that in the ice cream.. is that.. eww never mind.. no one wants to know.. wait. is that even icecream? oh well... forget that.. wait.. what's that in Naruto's hand?
"Naruto," Sasuke said sternly. " Let me see what's in your hand."
"Nothing's in my hand Sasuke!! hee hee sasuke sasuke sauce que sasugay" Naruto sang. Sasuke was getting seriously pissed off. He grabbed Naruto's closed hand only to find...
a dry erase board marker?
what the..
"Naruto," Sasuke began. "Why the hell do you have a dry erase board marker in your hand?"
"hee hee, i'm not telling you!" Naruto replied, eyes unfocused.
"Naruto what the hell did you do!?!?!"
"hee hee" Naruto opened the cap and sniffed the marker.
"NARUTO!!! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SNIFFING THAT!!!"
"Secret!" Naruto said and smiled like a drunk.
"Holy shit, you've been high off of dry erase board marker." Sasuke finally realized. (that idiot it took him that long lol)
He stared at Naruto. "I'm leaving."
He ran out the door only to find..
no one
except
the one
and only
Kakashi.
and what do you think Kakashi was holding in his hand?
nothing but,
you got it.
a dry erase board marker.
sorry i was bored so i made this cuz i got an account on here and i had to post up sumthing so.. yah.. wut really happened to me was my friend brought a dry eraseboard marker to class and we all sniffed and i only sniffed it like two times and for some reason i started laughing like crazy for no reason at all at nothing in particular and i got in trouble for disrupting the class... so.. yah lol