The Gods and Demigods Use Myspace

On Percy's page

Percy typed, "Dude, I love Myspace!"

A few seconds later, Nico typed, "I know right! It is like so cool!"

Percy then typed, "Dude, it is like so better than that lame Facebook site. Screw Mark Zuckerberg."

On Aphrodite's page

Aphrodite typed, "Like girls, what do you want to talk about today?"

Some moments later, Drew answered, "Like Oh. My. Gods. Let's talk about couples again! I like totally will not get tired of talking about couples!"

"Exactly Drew, my homegirl! Virtual high-five!", said Piper, who came out of nowhere.

Aphrodite typed, "You seem weird today, Piper. Anyways, like fellow girlfriends, who do you like more? Thalico or Thaleo?"

Piper replied with a smiley face at the end of her comment, "Like Thaleo forever! Leo needs like a girl, homegirl!"

Drew quickly typed, "No way! I like Thalico more! Thaleo shippers suck!" A playful emoticon was inserted at the end of Drew's comment.

Larcy entered the conversation. "A ship debate? Love is so awesome!"

Unfortunately, Thalia, at the moment, had just found Aphrodite's page.

"What the fuck," she commented.

Suddenly, the conversation ended in awkward silence.

On Zeus' page

Zeus typed, "Fellow Olympians, obey my orders. And no that's not sarcasm."

Athena typed, "Sigggggghhhh. I hate Myspace."

Apollo replied to Athena, "Cool story, sis."

For some reason, Zeus suddenly commented, "ATHENA! DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MYSPACE! I LOVE IT MORE THAN I LOVE HERA!"

"Dad, calm down," interjected Artemis, "And Apollo, no more stupid memes. They're going to be quickly outdated and in a million years, the future human race will eventually find these chat logs and wince at how stupid the pop culture was back then."

Apollo ignored her. "Like guys, you know how many hits I have on my page? OVER 9000!"

"SHUT UP, APOLLO!" typed Artemis.

"Are you mad sis? Trolololololol," replied Apollo.

Annabeth's Page

Annabeth had, for reason, typed on her page, "I no like this stupid site. It like Facebook."

Then, of course, her brother, Malcolm the Grammar Nazi, typed, "Annabeth! WHY YOU NO USE GOOD GRAMMAR?"

Reading Malcolm's equally bad sentence, Annabeth had to reply. "How ironic..."

"Laugh out Loud, Malcom. Epic Fail!" Will commented.

On Hermes' Page

Hermes put a link on his page with a comment. "Guys, check out this Youtube video of the fastest rapper in the world!"

A while later, Apollo typed out a reply, "I hate you..."

"Likewise, bro." agreed Artemis who had put an exasperated emoticon at the end of her comment.

"Hahahah," typed Hestia, "Successful troll is successful."

Athena typed, "Rickrolls are so old, Hermes."

Zeus had a better reaction. "ARGHHHH! I am going to get you, son!"

"Delete that link now!" typed Dionysus, "It's so stupid."

"Hahaha, you guys all got trolled," typed out Hermes.

On Athena's Page

Athena had a question. "Why the heck is everyone using Myspace now?"

Five minutes her daughter gave her a response. "I have no idea. Why?"

"Shouldn't you Greeks be at Rome with the Romans now. You know, to fight Gaea and her children." typed Athena.

Annabeth had a very quick response. "Oh no!"

At Rome...

"Where are the Greeks?" asked Jason.

"They are probably late, Jason," replied Hazel.

"Gods, I hope Gaea arrived late too," said Jason.

"You said that a bit too early, dear," simpered the floor under them.

"Shiz!"

Epilogue

After destroying all the Romans, Gaea moved on to destroying the Greeks. Soon all life was exterminated in America.

The moral of the story: Don't procrastinate your duties by going on social websites.