Narrator: Potter Puppet Pals Presents: The Mysterious Voice From Nowhere
-nothing happens-
Harry's voice: -whispers- I think we're supposed to go on now.
Hermione's voice: Are you sure?
Narrator: Just come on already!
-Ron pops up and looks around-
Ron: Where's the voice coming from?
-Harry, Hermione, and Dumbledore come out-
Dumbledore: Probably the same place my naked dance music come from.
Hermione: Where does that music come from?
Dumbledore: It come from my heart.
Ron: Who's heart did the voice come from?
Harry: Voldemort coul-
Ron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!11111ONEONE!!ELEVEN!!
Hermione: Don't say his name. You know how Ron gets.
-Ron is now running around the room screaming like a girl-
Harry: This is all you have to do.
Harry hands a cookie to Ron-
Ron: I like the cookie!!!11111!!ONE!!!!ELEVEN!!!
Harry: Anyway, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named could be trying to scare us.
Hermione: Let's go see.
-They walk up to Voldemort-
Voldemort: Voldemort Voldemort Oooo Volde Volde Volde Voldemort
Harry: Did the voice come from your heart Voldemort?
-little girl pops up-
Girl: Ha, ha! No nose!
- Girl leaves-
Voldemort: No
Harry: Ok, we'll leave now.
Voldemort: Wait!
Hermione: What?
Voldemort: Harry, can I kill you?
Harry: no
Voldemort: Man!
-Harry and Hermione leave while Voldemort is throwing a fit-
Narrator: Will they ever find out who's heart the voice came from? Will Ron ever stop screaming like a girl when he hears "Voldemort" ?
-Ron starts screaming like a girl-
Narrator: Tune in next time to see.