Valentines Day Scandal

Looks like this is gonna be a disaster. I can feel it. This is dedicated to the-pyro-pirate. If this is a total crash and burn story, pyro should run away as fast as she can and not look back at the bad reviews or the below zero hits. (Which makes no sense because you need to read to review)

Chopper walked into the room where Zoro was polishing his katanas. "Zoro, can I talk to you" he said shyly.

Zoro looked up. "Sure, what's up. My liver shot yet?" he joked. Chopper stared through Zoro. "You really should stop all the drinking. It will shut down your liver." he said seriously.

The swordsman smiled. "Yeah- well until that happens, it's booze city for me." he laughed. The little reindeer sat down on a chair. "As a doctor, I'm used to telling patients about this symptom" he started, stammering here and there.

Zoro interrupted the doctor. "You've got urges." he said blankly. The reindeer blushed. "Yeah"

Zoro walked over to Chopper. "I'm not a love expert, and I don't get those kinda urges. So why talk to me."

Chopper sighed. "Cause at least you can promise to keep it a secret." Zoro nodded. "Ok, I'll take care of you. First, take a cold shower, then- meet me on shore." he instructed.

A couple of minutes later , Chopper went ashore to find Zoro leaned up against a fence. "Ok- let's see, it's 7 p.m. Ok, you can go." he said, checking the town clock. The reindeer followed Zoro around corners, alleys until they stopped at a open area. "Here we are" Zoro proclaimed.

Chopper growled. 'A petting zoo!" Zoro patted the reindeer's back. "Yeah- look at that foxy reindeer over there. Huh- pretty sweet." he said.

"That's a guy!". Zoro sighed. "You're just splitting hairs here"

There was a sudden thud, and the rest of the crew was there. "Petting zoo!" Luffy cried.

Zoro glared at the crew. 'We had to follow him" Sanji said.

Luffy scratched his head. ' Zoro, what's Chopper doing with that reindeer?" Zoro's eyes widened.

"Luffy, look at those bunnies!" Luffy turned to the bunnies. "What are the bunnies doing?" Zoro looked around. "Er- look at Sanji." Luffy turned again.

"What's Sanji doing... by himself." Zoro sighed. "Look at Usopp" Usopp turned around. "Who- me?" Zoro sighed with relief. "Yeah- Usopp."

Chopper came up to Zoro. "All done- I should be fine" he said. Luffy smiled. "You were playing leap frog." Chopper blushed. 'Uh yeah. Sure Luffy" Luffy scowled. "You aren't very good. You couldn't jump over her. It was like you were missing on purpose."

Back on the Thousand Sunny, Zoro entered Luffy's room. Which was basically a hammock with a blanket hanging over it. Luffy's own little play fort.

"Hey Luffy" Zoro said, crawling in. Luffy looked up, gazing at Zoro. "Hi!" he chirped. The swordsman put a hand on his captain's shoulder. "I know what you saw was a little scary."

Luffy tilted his head. "Huh." Zoro sighed. "What Chopper was doing" Luffy nodded. "Oh, that. It's ok."

Zoro ran his fingers through his green messy hair. "Ok- I don't wanna ask why." he mumbled under his breath.

Luffy leaned on Zoro. "Do you like me?" he asked. Zoro looked at Luffy. 'Of course I do." he said. Luffy stroked Zoro's chest. "Happy Valentines Day. " he cooed.

The swordsman laughed. "Luffy- I don't celebrate that holiday. Today is just an ordinary day. " he moaned.

Luffy unbuttoned Zoro's shirt. " Hey Luffy, don't do that." Zoro blushed. Luffy smiled. "Fine. Pants." he said, unbuckling Zoro's pants. The swordsman stuttered. "I- Luffy!" he said before receiving a kiss from the boy.

But it didn't last long... Usopp was sitting right behind them. But maybe next Valentines Day.

Ugh, even I found that of bad taste. Oh well, start running pyro! I'm sorry!