Disclaimer: i wish i owned this but i don't :/ Sengoku BASARA © Capcom

i got my inspiration from this comic strip i found on deviant art, so this should sound familiar to some of you heheh.


It was just another spring filled day and the Date army was preparing for battle between the Takeda army and Uesugi army. The reckless leader of the Date, Lord Masamune, was burning with the passion, fury, and adrenaline for the battle with the old men and with his long time rival, Sanada Yukimura...

"All right Kojuuro lets grab the boys and head off." said Masamune his lips forming a devilish smirk, excited to crash Kenshin and Old Man Takeda's party.

"Yes Masamune-sama." said his loyal retainer, Kojuuro hopping on his horse.

"Kojuuro...?" asked his master with a distant look in his eye.

"Yes sir?" the look in Masamune's eye was lost, maybe even concerned. Kojuuro had no idea what had come over his lord, Masamune never really acted this way before battle. "Sir?"

"Is your hair line receding?"

"Wha, What?" a light blush painted Kojuuro's cheeks.

The young lord repeated "Is your hair line receding?"

SMACK! Kojuuro hits his lord in the head with a giant leak out of spite of what he just heard "IF SO THEN IT IS ONLY DUE TO YOUR RECKLESSNESS MASAMUNE-SAMA!" he yelled

Masamune yelled back, "So uncool!"

Um The End?


Author Notes: Poor Kojuuro got dissed he has that giant leak for a reason though, heheh Masa got a whopin XD

hope you guys liked this :)