Title: Woman Speech
Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Characters: GokuderaxHaru (5986)
Standard Disclaimer Applied
a/n I was looking at someone's profile once, and one of the things they had on their bio made me think, 'Hrrm. That sounds like Haru!'. So I'll use it as inspiration for this story!
5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN
(1)FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut up.
(2) NOTHING: means something & you need to be worried.
(3) GO AHEAD: this is a dare, not permission , do not do it.
(4) WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying screw you.
(5) THAT'S OK: She is thinking long & hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake
(1)
"I'm telling you, I wasn't the one who threw the damn rock," Hayato yelled, all the while cursing Yamamoto for choosing that moment to miss a catch. The idiot seemed to be too busy taking care of his damn dog.
"Then tell me Hayato, why is it that Yamamoto was the only one who would say sorry. You did it, didn't you?" Haru asked again, tapping her toe while she crossed her arms.
"Tch. He said sorry because he did it. Obviously."
"You say sorry even when you didn't do anything, Hayato. You only not say it when you were the one who would get in trouble."
"That's not true," he defended. His hands felt dry and clammy. Haru narrowed her eyes, and twisted her lips.
"Fine," she said, then turned around to leave the room. Gokudera mentally slapped himself. 'Fine' didn't always mean fine.
(2)
She let out another irritated sigh. She flipped a page of her magazine, then sighed again. Gokudera looked at her from his chair, peering at her face through his glasses.
"What's the matter?" he asked.
Another sigh. "Nothing. Nothing at all."
(3)
"You give that back!" Haru yelled at Gokudera, her oh, so charming boyfriend. He looked at her with a feral look, his eyes squinting at her.
"Make me," he growled, holding up her latest costume. It was some sort of animal costume, complete with ears and a tail. He had a sneaking suspicion that it was a costume of Uri, what with the red piece of fabric at the end of the tail and leopard fabric. He held a lighter below the costume, and a threat hung in the air. She glared at him, her mouth in a strict, firm line.
"Go ahead," she dared. Her jaw was tense, and her hands were balled up in fists. Her words and physical stance sent chills down Gokudera's back, and made him very, very nervous. Without a second thought he handed the costume back. Haru gave him a glorious smile, and a kiss on the cheek, then quickly snatched the costume from his hands and skipped off to their bedroom.
(4)
"I said I can cook way better then you, Haru. You want me to repeat it again, or something?" Gokudera said to her while they both fought for kitchen space.
"Not even, nu-uh, no way Jose!" she said, all the while waving a knife in her hand
"Put that damn thing down, you physco woman!" he yelled, lurching away after she almost cut him.
"Whatever! I'll do what I want in my kitchen!"
(5)
He had made her sit down, and she now looked at him with an eerily calm smile.
"-so, as I said earlier, I did lie about the window. It was me," he finished. He looked up at her, and that smile was still firmly in place.
"That's okay, Hayato," she said, her voice cheery and bright. "I just hope you plan on sleeping on the couch tonight for lying to me."
Gokudera of course knew that sleeping on the couch was only the start of his so called punishment.