The Only One More Perfect-ONESHOT!

This is a fan fiction for yayme2012's contest.

Summary: Who could be more perfect than Edward? For yayme2012's contest. BxG (WHO IS THIS "G?" HE'S NOT AN OC, HE'S BEEN IN EVERY SINGLE BOOK, EVERY SINGLE SECOND! READ TO FIND OUT!)

I opened my eyes, and saw the new, pure, clear view. I was a vampire. I looked up and saw…My angel. The most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Why hadn't I realized his beauty before? Now what I remembered was just…Insignificant to what I saw now. What I saw now was more perfect than life itself. I leaned close to him, breathing in his tantalizing scent. I leaned my lips close to his face, brushing against his perfect icy hard skin. I hesitated, not sure if I should do it. I kissed him hard, and backed away to see if I had hurt him with my strong kiss, not knowing how powerful I now was.

"Bella? What are you doing?" I looked away from my savior and saw…Edward. He looked so dull in comparison to him. I frowned, and my shoulders fell a bit, disappointed Edward made me look away from my handsome god.

My head snapped back to the one perfect thing in this room. I kissed him again. "Kissing the most beautiful person in the room."

He picked up my hand and pulled my lips to his. His kiss wasn't nearly as wonderful as his. "Bella, love, I'm right here."

"No silly!" I pushed away from Edward and caressed him. "I'm talking about Gerard."

"Bella, stop your child play." He pinched the bridge of his nose, the way he does. Have I mentioned before I find it completely unflattering? "Gerard isn't a person. Nor a vampire. "Gerard" is your hand."

"But…But…He's PERFECT!" I squealed, and continued to lock my lips onto Gerard's smooth palm, kissing him again and again with passion that Edward could never suppress. Edward winced, and turned away slightly, probably internally crying that he got beat out by Gerard. But who could blame him? Gerard was far more perfect than even Edward could manage.

"Can you at least make out with your ha- Gerard," he sneered at Gerard's name, "When I'm not standing right here?"

I brightened, pecked the back of my hand. I cuddled him and ran over to Edward. I kissed both sides of his face, European style.

"That's perfect, Edward! " He stared at me, an utter look of confusion. "Gerard and I can go live on our own! As to not bother you!" He continued staring, his jaw slack. " We'll drop in every once in a while, to because you know I love you. You know, the way I love Jacob. As a friend, but just a little bit more." I winked at him, and he brightened.

I giggled, and kissed Gerard quickly again. "Bye Edward! I'll miss you!" And with that I left, leaving Edward staring there, looking at me like I was insane. With that I used my newly acquired vampire speed to run off to who knows where, kissing my only lover the whole time.

Yup , that's my fanfiction!

Never would have guessed Gerard was her hand, would you? Anyway, root for me, I hope it wins!