Hello fans! These are funny Bleach oneshots. This one is a random Arrancar oneshot. I will update when I get new ideas. If you have a request for an Arrancar oneshot, visit my fanfic forum.
Disclaimer: I don't own bleach.
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Ulquiorra walked around Las Noches, looking for Wonderwice. He was bored and he wanted someone to talk to that wouldn't talk back. As he rounded the corner, he bumped into Grimmjow. Grimmjow just growled. Ulquiorra responded by shoving Grimmjow into the wall. Grimmjow shook it off and walked away.
Wonderwice was nowhere to be found. Ulquiorra returned to the 4th Espada room. He sat down and looked bored as always but he ment it this time. Aizen was the only one that listened to him and he was still a jackass. Everyone else just looked at him and treated him with disgust. Thay only followed his orders because they had to. Tosen just up and disappears randomly and Ichimaru scares even Ulquiorra.
Then Wonderwice walked into Ulquiorra's room. He had that blank expression on his face.
'I wonder if there are any humans this stupid.' Ulquiorra though.
----In the human world----
Isshin sneezed. "Someone important must be talkin' about me!" Isshin exclaimed, looking for his son to attack.