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"Hey little sis'," Apollo said

"I am not your little sister!" Artemis screeched angrily at him, slapping him across the face.

"Are so!" He retorted, rubbing his slap mark.

"I am not!" Artemis yelled, crossing her arms defiantly

"YES! you are my little sister!"

"I am not!"

"Are too!"

"I Am not!"

"Are too!"

"I Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Are too!"

"Am not! Wait, what?" Apollo asked, obviously confused.

"Ha, you admitted it! I am not your younger sister!" Artemis cackled, glad to have caught her half-wit brother out.

Apollo stared at her blankly, until realization dawned on his face.

"I, uh, you, em, CHEATED! YOU CHEATED!" he stuttered, his voice raising with every syllable, while shoving a finger at her accusingly.

Artemis unleashed her hunter daggers, and stared at him threateningly, before jumping forward, arm swinging in a deadly arc.

Before she reached her target ( a screaming Apollo) a blade intercepted with her own. Athena sheathed her own sword, and raised a perfectly waxed eyebrow at her half-sister as if saying: "Violence is useless when speaking to someone with a smaller brain span. If you resort to violence, it will never teach them."

The goddess of wisdom the turned to Apollo, and raised an eyebrow.

"You cannot cheat in a war of words, Apollo. What Artemis actually did was tricking you into admitting she was right. Though I do not approve of her latter approach" her stormy grey eyes flickered to his sister, " I agree with her argument. Unless you have valid evidence of her being born later than you (which, I remind you, you don't have as she help assisted your birth,) then you may accuse her of such."

Athena waited for Apollo to catch on, but he only gave her a blank look.

"In English please?" He drawled, checking his nails.

Athena clenched her fists. "I am speaking English, you imbecile, and downsize what I was just wasted on your incoherent brain was that Artemis is older AND smarter than you."

Apollo rolled his eyes like: "yeah right" the. Went back to inspecting his nails. He noticed Athena's boiling rage though.

"Crap, gotta go!" He yelled as he raced towards his cherry red Mercedes.

He hadn't noticed Artemis's smirk though.

"Thank you Lady Athena. I can easily lose my patience with him, and it would be awful for myself if I did something I might have enj- regret."

Athena smile understandingly. "I understand completely, aside from his horrendous language, his usual acts of flirtatiousness get on my last nerve."

Artemis winced sympathetically. "Tell me about it," she muttered. "My hunters complain about him non-stop."

Athena looked over at her half-sister, interested. They girls started walking towards Olympus's finest nectar and coffee shop. "Is that so? Don't you find it annoying when he..."

And with that, the goddesses discussed their dislikes about the god of the sun over some ambrosia squares and hot nectar.

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