DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately, nothing in this story so far, belongs to us [Except Nalum the kinky sounding demon] that and our ideas for this story, so don't sue us!
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In the forests of Seattle, a lone wolf emerged from the darkness. He sauntered with purpose but really he didn't care what he was or where he was going, either way he had lost a part of his humanity. It would be so easy to place the blame on his former best friend but then he would remember her chocolate brown eyes, tears trembling, looking like a helpless child. Then the guilt would consume him until every piece of him disintegrates. However, Jacob Black is not one to whine about how pathetic his problems are and beg for sympathy because when one is constantly shredding off his clothes to shape shift in a split second, he can't help but learn life is fast and always on the go.
As the werewolf dodged in and out of trees he slipped on specks of glitter dispersed on the forest floor, which created a path to an obscure-looking-walking-sparkly toothpick. Maybe it was because he was a supernatural creature and therefore he associated anything bright and shiny with danger. But he had a feeling that the glitter was put there for a purpose… maybe by some hot Snow White princess who wanted him to follow it. Maybe he could imprint on her and then they would live in her castle together and talk to animals, well other animals. He mentally scoffed and agreed he was spending way too much of his time as a wolf and needed a life.
Jacob Black was oblivious that the sparkly toothpick was a mere silhouette of a mysterious glamour ridden supernatural underground. He was a warlock and was seizing the rare opportunity to spend time with his shadow hunter. Once the rest of their posse was summoned to the Seelie Court, they both couldn't wait to hit the streets of Seattle.
The shadow hunter, Alec turned to his lover "You know what, Magnus. This doesn't really feel like the set of Sleepless in Seattle" as they witnessed a dirty old man practice various techniques of kung fu on a pigeon. He or she (it was difficult to decipher their sex due to their harsh facial features) couldn't see Alec and Magnus because they were too powerful and beautiful for mundanes to know of their existence.
"Darling, reality is never like the movies...sorry that you have to see the homeless man, he could very well be Jace in another 60 years" Magnus replied with a grin, feeling proud of himself adorned in his black leather pants, with his glittery tank top and a snazzy sequin overcoat. He batted his eyelids where tiny encrusted diamonds showered onto Alec and the forest floor. He really dressed to impress Alec tonight, the plainly dressed man.
Jacob felt the Sparkly toothpick was nearer than he expected, he felt a sense of accomplishment once he had finished his short journey and also a lack of disappointment that the destination turned out to be a flamboyant man rather than his Snow White imprintee. Nevertheless, he was still intrigued why he left a trail of glitter behind so he hid behind a tree and waited for Sparkly toothpick to finish his intense conversation with a man wearing a blue turtleneck jumper.
"So how did you thrash Nalum?" The sparkly toothpick spoke first, he was very extroverted with the way he planted his hands all over turtleneck boy. Jacob looked awkwardly away, and cringed 'Nalum' must be some kinky term he has not heard of.
"You really want to talk about this now? Violence and sweat?" The other boy protested, crossing his arms over his turtleneck chest.
"If that's what turns you on, baby... come on, talk dirty to me" Mr. Sparkles said in a husky voice.
Jacob as a wolf could feel his eyebrow shoot up. Turtleneck boy rolled his eyes and gently shoved the flirty guy's shoulder, but to any innocent bystander he looked like the victim of sexual harassment. Jacob suppressed a hearty growl, feeling his inner urge to save the damsel in distress about to erupt. But instead of pouncing, he suddenly froze because he could not apprehend what was about to happen…
"Alec, darling hungry for dessert?" Magnus whispered seductively, and with a flick of his wrist, he created a portal out of thin air and without waiting for his companion to reply, he dragged him through a pool of psychedelic colours leaving Jacob with a storm of glitter bits and a look of utter astonishment. He had no time to think, and only acted on impulse. If he could talk out loud he would say, "Oh what the hell, I've gotta go through the time warp and save turtleneck boy from the sparkly toothpick."
The sensation of going through the so called time warp was exhilarating. It was like having your heart ripped out of your chest when you are tipped upside down on a rollercoaster ride, though the only difference is that you slip through the fastened seat belt and collide with the hardness of the wooden floor, the floor to a stranger's modern apartment. Before he could peel his eyes open, Jacob felt the temperature drop not only because the room was air conditioned but because he was no longer wrapped in his fur. It was like the time warp had done the phasing for him, so there he was lying in his birthday suit, under the scrutiny of the strange men. Life is a bitch. They stared in absolute shock, sharing in sync thoughts, who by the angel, is this muscled Aladdin man?
"What is this?" Alec exclaimed, it was worse than the night they met mundane, Clary. She may have seen past the glamour and witnessed the murder of a demon but at least she came from earth unlike this naked boy.
Magnus analyzed glorious muscled Aladdin man in great detail, scanning his body from the crown of his head to the tip of his toes, noticing his well-defined abs glisten in sweat, he couldn't help but lick his lips at the sight. But from the corner of his eye, he could sense Alec was annoyed. Of course he was. So Magnus tried his best to erase that erotic image of rolling on the magic carpet with Aladdin man and composed himself enough to speak.
"Looks like he is a downworlder...a very naked one at that...though I have no clue why"
All of sudden, Jacob strung to life as he glanced worriedly at Alec, he started to cough but only a harsh growl erupted, a growl which could frighten any mountain lion. It has been 6 weeks that Jacob walked the earth as a wolf so he couldn't help himself when the best he could choke out was "Waitchu k? Docha knowis sparkle? He no kidnapchu right?"
Alec scrunched up his face and uttered in confusion, "Are you speaking to me? Who kidnapped you?"
Noticing the frustrated expression plastered on Alec's face, Magnus patted his shoulder in comfort and said "I'll take it from here; I once studied werewolf linguistics when I travelled the borders of the Himalayas"
Magnus rolled up the sleeves of his long coat as he prepared to recite a two hundred and fifty year old language which consisted of pronouncing words only possible by rolling and making strange clicking sounds with the tongue. Jacob stifled a chuckle, while Alec marveled at his boyfriend in awe, an expression which proved to Jacob something romantic rather than something suspicious.
"Who the hell are you?" Jacob burst out in more of an exclamation than a question "English, please. Dude!"
"So the wolf boy can finally form proper sentences, probably about time...I was getting a little concerned, I thought maybe the trip through the portal gave you brain damage"
"Yeah but you're the one making weird clicking sounds with your tongue!" Jacob said, covering his special place while trying to look serious.
"Dude...I was only trying to communicate with you on your level...like asking for your name and I won't even ask why you're here naked in my apartment" he gave the Aladdin man a stern look even though he was secretly fighting hard to keep from smiling.
Jacob just grinned as he rubbed the back of his neck "I'm Jacob Black...And it's good to know you didn't kidnap this one, or did you? " he stuck his hand out as anyone would in a normal situation for a first meeting, except this time it was far from normal, him being naked and all.
Alec could barely contain his embarrassment of the naked wolf boy so he covered his eyes with one hand and pointed to Jacob with the other and begged his lover "Magnus...please dress him! I can't take it anymore"
Magnus gets a kick out of flustered Alec and his covered eyes by staring at Jacob even longer and replaying his erotic fantasy in his head once more. Mmm I'd so tap that.
He sighed and said "Your wish is my command" and with his finger as a magic wand, he made three well- dressed mannequins appear out of nowhere. Jacob's mouth gaped, Sparkly toothpick is a magician.
Magnus giddily shifted towards the first mannequin, putting his arm around its shoulder " Jimmy is wearing red tartan skinny pants and a BFMV band t-shirt. Music you should know because you think you're so hip"
"How did you do that?" Jacob said astonished, examining whether there were springs in the floorboards. Magnus clapped his hands to get his attention again.
"Now moving to Nicholas. Aah you can never go wrong with this red… long… silky… Calvin Klein tie" Magnus said as he sexily placed the tie between his barred teeth and growled for Alec. Jacob instantaneously shook his head; he will never look at a simple collared sleeved shirt and dress pants again.
Magnus then finally hugged the last model "One word. Lacoste. Nautical themed sweater and matching short shorts. Its tight where it should be" Magnus winked while Alec nodded his head in approval.
"Oh come on, that would be something a bloodsucker would wear" Jacob exclaimed, certain he once saw Edward parading in this outfit before "Can I just have a plain t-shirt and jeans if it's not too much to ask?" he smiled politely, hoping the sparkly toothpick man would just agree with him.
Magnus only sighed in defeat and stuck out his lower lip at Jacob but recomposed himself again as he declared "Jeez you young people have no sense of fashion...very well then" as he flicked his wrist and normal clothes appeared over Jacob fitting him smugly. It was moments like this he felt appreciative of having clothes on his back, even if something in that time warp made him go crazy and imagine all this.
As it started to get awkward, Jacob cleared his throat and sarcastically said "Not that I don't enjoy both of you mentally undress each other with your eyes, but would you mind telling me where I am and who you are? My only guess is Wonderland or a mental asylum, and also what's with feeding me drugs that make me hallucinate about you crazy people?"
"Seriously that's all you can come up with? Your creative writing skills must suck" Alec smirked at Magnus' comment.
Jacob getting more annoyed asked, "How did you make the clothes BAM out of nowhere? Answer me already"
Magnus decided to taunt the wolf boy for awhile longer "Hmm which answer would you prefer first? I mean I could break it to you gently but somehow I don't think you're worthy of such kindness from one as I" he said with a great look of satisfaction of knowing who was in control of the situation.
Jacob sighed and felt like banging his head against the closest wall, these people would be the death of him, "Oh just tell me already"
Magnus just shrugged and replied "Alright fine...we are currently in my very nicely furnished apartment, which is situated in Brooklyn but to be precise you are in New York City also known as the Big Apple...a LONG way from your precious Seattle...and I am the Great Magnus Bane, the High Warlock of Brooklyn", his pride was evident on his face.
Jacob almost creamed in his pants in excitement – the first thing he thought of when he heard of New York was the comedy sitcom, Friends sitting in their favourite hangout, and Joey. Man that guy was funny, his antics like the giant turkey on his head and ichiban lipstick commercial. Jacob smiled at his thoughts.
"New York right? Sweeeeeeeeettt hotcakes!"
Alec and Magnus just stared as they spun around to see what Jacob was doing running to the balcony. He jumped on to the ledge knocking over a couple of flower pots. His eyes had hearts as lights of all sorts – yellow, green and red traffic lights, neon signs of kinky brothels, fast food restaurants, theatres all blinded him.
"Oh my freaking god, this is awesome, I think I saw Joey eating a sandwich, where did the sandwich come from? Oh is that a ho? Hello sexy lady...That's a fine set of wheels, a freaking Porsche! And it's electric blue. But man how many taxis are there at 3 am?" The adrenaline rush made Jacob even more delirious making Magnus more convinced that he did have partial brain damage.
"Is he going to be done soon?" Alec whispered to his boyfriend and then raised his voice to Jacob "Hey you do realize, they can't see you. You're a glamour to the mundanes"
Jacob swiveled around and sat down on the balcony railing, slightly smug about Alec's so called compliment.
"Aww, you think I'm too glamorous? Mags my man, how come I don't know your boyfriend's name yet?"
Alec choked on air and ignored the first part, "My name is Alec Lightwood and I am a shadowhunter, yes that is right the descendent angels, you downworlders don't appreciate"
Jacob just nodded with his blank expression, "Anyways...Who is hungry? Cause I am starving...LET'S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND and tour the city that never sleeps"
As if on coincidental cue, "I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World, wrapped in plastic..." sliced the already unusual conversation.
"Stupid Izzy, playing with my ringtones again..." Alec muttered under his breath "Hello? Why are you calling me at this time?"
"He is still around?"
"Are you alright Jace?" Magnus rolled his eyes at this, "Don't get me started on that vain idiot" he gossiped to Jacob.
"Why?" Alec asked tiredly.
"A VAMPIRE?"
Jacob jumps in attention ready for a brawl.
Alec made a shush noise and continued to talk to Jace "So you want me and Magnus to bring blood?"
Jacob with wide eyes, covered his neck, There is no way I am being a victim
"Oh alright then, we'll be there after we get rid of some baggage" Alec stares at Jacob as he said this.
"Ok bye" A dial tone is heard...Beep Beep
"And where do you think this baggage is going to go Lightwood?" Magnus asked with his arms on his hips.
"I don't know – Luke would know what to do with werewolves."
"And just to clarify, no bloodsuckers are takin my blood from this" Jacob shook his finger at the two men.
AUTHORS NOTE: Alright, it's just past 5:30 am and we just finished chapter 1, excuse our grammar skills but considering the time, I think it's pretty clear that Jacob's lack of speaking skills have gotten to us, but we'll be better next time. So please tell us what you think so far, good or bad…we can handle the truth. And ps. We're talking with "ours" and stuff cause there are two authors :D