Kim (real name) :You gotta wear it!
Gaara: I'm not wearing it and you can't make me!
Kim (whiney voice): But Gaara...
Gaara: NO!
Sasuke: If I've got to wear one, you do too. (is wearing party hat)
Gaara: I'M NOT WEARING THE DAMN HAT!
Kim (does sad puppy face): Pwease?
Gaara (to sasuke): She's doing the puppy face... isn't she?
Sasuke (eyes dart around room): Oh look there's Sakura...
Mojo (my friend): Hey Kim!
Kim (stops doing look): Mojo! Can you help me?
Mojo: with what?
Kim: Gaara won't put on his party hat...
Gaara: I'm not wearing one!
Mojo (wearing party hat): Dude, everyone has one... you've got to wear one!
Gaara: FOR THE LAST TIME NO!
Mojo and Kim (both do sad puppy eyes): PWEASE?
Gaara (looks at them... begins to cave... then shakes head): NO! (storms away)
Mojo: Hey it's Naruto! I didn't know you invited him?
Kim: I invited everyone... except Rock Lee (whispers) he scares me.
(at Rock Lee's house)
Rock Lee: I wonder where everyone is?
(back at party)
Naturo: Hey guys
Mojo: Hi!
Kim: Welcome to the party!
Naruto: What was with that argument with Gaara.
Mojo: He didn't want to put a party hat on.
Naruto: There's party hats? Where? (runs off to find party hats)
Kim: Wow... I've never seen someone so excited to wear a party hat.
Mojo: I know! Hey look... It's Kakashi.
(Kakashi walks in)
Kim: Late as usual
Kakashi: Hi girls, sorry I'm late. I got lost on the path of life.
Naruto (faintly, while still trying to find party hats): You lie!
Mojo: Kakashi... why do you always read that book?
Kakashi: It's a very interesting book... very detailed... it goes well into the process of having...
Kim: MOVING ON! (dragging Mojo away)
Mojo: Gaara's still not wearing a party hat...
Kim: Oh i'll get him... (walks over to wear Gaara was trying to hide with Kankuro and Temari)
Kankuro: Hey... you still like my brother...
Kim: OF COURSE! He's my Gaary (hugs Gaara tightly)
Gaara: Get off me before I kill you...
Mojo (takes party hat and ties it onto Gaara's head): AHAHAHAHAHA! WE WIN!
Kim: Go team-work (high-fives)
(Gaara shoots them deathglares)
Mojo (trembling): Your Gaary scares me...
Kim (also tremlbing): he scares me too... (brightens up) OKAY! time for... Tr
Mojo (interrupts): SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Kim (anime sweat drop): Not what I was going to say but... oh well... Spin the bottle... now do we have a bottle?
Mojo (pulls out bottle): I came prepared!
Kim (shakes head slowly): you always do...
Mojo (takes command): Okay everyone! Make a circle... that means you too... Sasuke... Gaara... Neji... Itachi... wait a minute... why's Itachi here?
Kim: I told you I invited everyone but Rock Lee...
Mojo: Oh... okay...
Sasuke: DIE ITACHI!
Kim (pwns Sasuke): NO FIGHTING IN MY HOUSE!
Shikamaru (comes out of nowhere): Actually... it's my house... and what are you all doing here?
Kim: Having a party... grab a party hat and sit down...
Shikamaru: Why are you having a party in my house? without me knowing...?
Mojo: Temari! You were suppose to tell Shikamaru!
Temari: opps... I forgot...
Kim: Oh well... sit down...
Mojo: I wanna go first!
Kim: Be my guest...
Mojo (spins bottle): It's a good thing Rock Lee isn't here... I'd be pretty freaked out if it landed on him.
Sasuke (bottle lands on him): ...
Mojo (inner Mojo): this is happiest day of my life!
Ino and Sakura: NO WAY!
(Mojo and Sasuke kiss)
Kim: ooooo
Mojo: Shut up!
Kim: My turn! (spins bottle)
(Lands on Rock Lee)
Kim: WTH? When'd you get here?
Rock Lee: I was bored and I was wondering where everyone was... so I came here... hey the bottle landed on me!
Kim: oh crap...
Gaara (glares evilly at Rock Lee): Why'd you have to come right now?
Kim: uh... well... uh... that's all the time we have for a party... um... yeah... so BYE!
Mojo: Oh.. no you don't... you've got to kiss Rock Lee
Kim (whiney voice): Do I have to?
Mojo: Yup it's the rules...
Kim: On the lips?
Mojo: uh-huh
Kim: oh man...
(Kim closes her eyes and she and Rock Lee kiss)
Kim (heart attack): ACK! He killed me!
Mojo: Call an ambulance!
Neji: How'd that happen?
Kim: Spicey Curry Breath!
Gaara (sand attacks Rock Lee): You killed her!
Mojo: well... uh... that's the party... good night every one!
End Note:
Kim was in a coma for four weeks... and Rock Lee was never allowed to go to a party again...