The World Kayaba Only Knows.
The World God Only Knows/Sword Art Online cross-over fanfiction.
By God of Halo
Notes: This is a Sword Art Online/Twgok crossover. These are my two favorite manga/animes. This is my first fanfic. I'm not really the best writer, but I truly have wanted to write this as I've been trying to map out this story for some time now. Please review and comment. I would also love to know from you what I'm doing wrong or what I could improve on. Please read! Hope you like it! I will try to extend this as much as possible, without making it epic long. Also sorry if the chapters are not epic long either
Chapter 1
"Kami-Nii-Sama! Now where are we going?! Its 10 at night!" Elsie complained while chasing Keima down the street.
"I told you already! A brand-new revolutionary game for a revolutionary game system is coming out tomorrow at 6, and I need to be the first to get it!" Keima yelled while running.
"Wait! We're going to camp out here All night!? Why did you bring me here!? I'm sleepy, and I have band practice tomorrow!"
"Quit complaining! I need you to get me some food from some convenient stores while I maintain position in line." He said as he leaned on the closed doors of a big game store.
"But what are we going to do all night?" Elsie asked.
He then took two PFP's out of his pockets and tossed one to Elsie who barely caught it.
"Ehhh, but I don't know how to play your games Kami-Nii-Sama. I only know how to turn them on, seeing you do it all the time." She said as she sat next to him.
"It's simple really, just turn it on, open the back and put a game in, move the analog stick until UMD comes up and press X on it. That will start the game."
Elsie tilted her head in confusion and Keima sighed.
"Give me it. I'll start it up."as he put in a game for her chosen randomly from his backpack he brought along. and turned it on and gave it back to her as he started to play with his PFP.
"Um, whys this game called Little Sister lover?" Elsie asked a minute later with a large blush on her face.
Commence awkward silence.
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"..."
'I do not own a game like that because I love Elsie or anything. It's just that I'm out to capture every 2-D girl in every game, even ones that try killing me.(Yes, a game has tried killing Keima before. Read the light novel to find out more about it.) My successes of over 10,000 2-D girls captured and the remarkable speed in doing so had elevated me into the position of the self proclaimed title, the 'God of Conquest.' So it did require me to buy the game that required the protagonist to 'capture' his little sister.' Keima thought to himself
'Secondly Elsie is not my little sister at all! She is nowhere near that! She's not even human! She is a demon from hell... Ironically, given her appearance and traits.'
"Elsie, you know I have nothing to do with real girls, remember that I am above the real world. Games such as this have no real influence on me. I did not choose this game wanting it, I chose it because I need to keep my title as 'God of Conquest.' So just take another game out of my bag and play it."
About an hour later, with Keima fully absorbed in his games, and a still somewhat flustered Elsie grasping at the fundamentals of the game that she chose, more, and more people showed up, so many, that it extended past the block, and there was still another 7 hours until the store opened! Thats when Elsie asked,
"Ummm, Kami-Nii-Sama, what makes this game so popular?"
Keima, in a surprising twist of events, put down his PFP.
"It's the world's first VRMMORPG."
He said with a large grin on his face that only appeared when he was talking about games.
"Uhhhh, what's that?" She said confused.
Keima then did a 180 on his mood.
"ARGHHH?! Do you know anything!? It stands for Virtual Reality Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game!"
She tilted her head again to Keima's words. Keima then facepalmed his forehead and said,
"It means you can literally dive into the game with a lot of other people who have also dived into the game, with a set goal in mind."
"You can dive into the game, like as if you were actually in the game, desho?" Elsie asked.
"Correct. Finally... Finally, I will be closer to the ideal then ever before! I just wish I could be trapped there so I would never have to deal with the real."
"By the way, whats the name of this game?"
He then put a smirk on his face and replied.
"Sword Art Online."
Notes:
Well thats the first chapter, hopefully you didn't get annoyed by my random little funny moment there I felt like adding. Yes, that was a slight reference to "Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai Portable ga Tsuzuku Wake ga Nai"/"Oremo." Anyway, R&R. Dang still don't know what that stands for. I think, read and review? Oh by the way, Sword Art Online takes place in 2022, so lets crank Sword Art Online's events 9 years back because the developers of NerveGear and the games had the little light ball in there head shine 9 years early, and all the characters in Sword Art Online were born 9 years early due to...uh... Something.