"Peach... do you always have to pass gas?" Solid Snake questioned as he was clearly disgusted by Peach stinking up the manor's lounge with her flatulence.

"Yeah, because I like being smelly!" Peach exclaimed above her methane while fanning the air. "It makes me feel so young!"

"Does it really?" Silver questioned as he used his psychic power to blow away the eggy fumes from the Mushroom Kingdom princess.

"It does, and on that note, it makes me hungry!" Peach exclaimed upon hearing her stomach growl, leaving the lounge while still ripping ass.

Snake took out a cigarrate as he wasn't sure of lighting it up due to the air being so flammable. "There's no end to her letting loose her bomber, even out of the battlefield."

"That's Toadstool for you." Silver sighed as he brushed back his quills. "There's nothing as common place as Princess Peach farting."

Peach found herself in the kitchen, with the mansion's doughnut shop still under construction. Peach searched throughout the entire fridge, and then checked every cabinet, in dismay as she gasped.

"N-no sweets again!?" Peach remarked as she turned around, to see Kirby holding the only sweet food in the entire mansion, a big slice of strawberry shortcake.

Kirby immediately felt frightened as he could feel the blonde, pink clad human princess staring right at him with flames of rage in her eyes. Screaming, Kirby made a run for it, only for Peach to smack him in the back with a tossed turnip. Kirby groaned, landing on his face as the strawberry shortcake went flying, with Peach managing to catch it back on a plate as she dashed off to her room. Kirby, being equally as hungry, attempted to suck in Peach, being successful as he had her inside his mouth. Unfortunately, Princess Peach farted, causing Kirby to spit her out, the strawberry shortcake being protected as Peach had Toad guard it. Placing Toad away while taking the strawberry shortcake, Peach gobbled up a nearby plate of spicy curry and used its burning sensation to dash up the stairs, with Kirby attempting to follow, only for him to suddenly be attacked by various Kid Icarus Uprising creatures, of which Peach tipped off Lady Palutena in peach scented body wash. Peach then made it back to her room, spotting the green haired goddess smirking at her.

"Worked out, huh?" Palutena asked as she let out a wet fart, with the Goddess of Light getting a response from Peach letting out a sloppy poot, both gassy girls giggling as they started to converse with their fart gas.

Elsewhere in the manor, Master Hand and Crazy Hand were watching daytime telivision, because they had nothing better to do since they were giant floating gloves.

"...why aren't the others joining us in watching this wonderful program?"

"Perhaps because they don't want to be sattled with this nonsense..."

A boring day in an empty abyss, where everything seemed to blend into darkness.

"What's new today?" The Left Paddle sighed.

"Nothing, except the Pong ball's not here." A Right paddle commented.

Left just sighed. "As typical. Just want to float?"

Right slowly moved as a gesture. "Sure."

"This is the best thing I've watched!" Crazy exclaimed while flailing his fingers.

Master sighed while curling himself into a clenched fist. "Course you would think so."